Manager: How’s the progress coming along?

Dev: The section of code I’m working with is one of the more difficult ones so it’s a little slow

Manager: Ok well I didn’t write that section of the code

Dev: I’m not saying you did I’m just giving you the status update that you asked for

Manager: Ok well I can’t really do anything about that so how about you tell me something I can do something about instead of just complaining about code THAT I DIDN’T EVEN WRITE!! *Marks self as offline*

Dev: …

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

First rant.

Managing an app in Canada, came back home to Thailand to visit my parents.

No deployments while you're gone, just bug fixes, boss said.

Landed at 3am, "hey I know we only support desktop but we got new customers only on iPad, make it responsive in a day and deploy." Wtf.

Haven't even seen my parents. In Starbucks.

What do you call a gay programmer?

A backend engineer

while(!sleep){
sheep++;
}

It's 4am and can't sleep..

Why the FUCK do you wait to tell me more changes are needed until AFTER the current version is approved and pushed live?

My co-worker not only doesn't create unit tests, he comment out my own unit tests after he changes the code and the test breaks.

So is this 9gag or something? Personally I was expecting something more, I guess I would say, "professional", but there seem to be memes after memes (some even reposted). Also, like whoring? Come on, you can do that on facebook if you want, but come on.

My russian ex co-worker, who had cut his toenails during meetings in office. Wtaf!!!! Disgusting

You can really tell a lot about a coder from their build log. Especially the actual compile error reasons.

Yes, I'm talking about you who duct-tapes solutions for others to clean your mess up later when your hack falls apart , you dirty ba****d!

This is never going to happen - aka:
//TODO

Programmers be like this

Use tabs. Not spaces ;)

"And that's it !" - The biggest lie, every framework tries to tell you.

!rant
thanks for the idea.

When you spend your day to understand how Amazon Web Services work 😂

your mum

Why the fuck do people have to be fucking lazy as hell? There is a dishwasher in the kitchen. Please put your fucking dirty dishes there and NOT ABOVE on the tray!
Also when you take a dump at the toilets: BE FUCKING QUIET! You sound like you are fucked from behind by a T-Rex! You can breath without making sounds!
And for christ sake: If you come into the bathroom please check the fucking signs on the locks BEFORE you try to enter! It is annoying as hell to sit there minding my own business while some douchebag tries to enter my rest room!

*first class*
Teacher: Ok, you have to write if you know how to code, and write the languages too.
Guy in front of me: Yeah! Code!
Me: Hey, you know any language?
Guy: Sure! PHP...
Me: *Hm, okay, maybe he's goo...*
Guy: ...and HTML
Me: ...

RECURSION

Idea was to make a little helper utility to be used once (only for myself, not client). But, I've kept adding layers of functionality over layers of functionality ... Long story short - this monstrosity (UI is bad, code not that much) was used for 10+ years (again, only by myself).

Finally, personal embarrassment was too big, so I took wooden stake and monster passed away. All related files deleted (but not before one final screenshot).

When rants are TLDR

When your old boss writes you excited about their UI update and asks for feedback and it's so horrid and half written you can't muster a nice thing to say back...

How many of you experienced a burnout? ++ if you did. How did you came out of it?

I got this one from my senior PM, You...go to your seat and get me a software...that would create other Softwares for me...so that I don't need to have explain every time I need something to be built...to people like you...i will use that and build for my own. I told him...Sir you can use an IDE.

Anyone who complains about other co-workers all the time and there is no shortage of them.

I used to be a Javascript hater. But the more I learn and use it I get more and more impressed

Could people that want a stressbal that badly, just buy one?

Lets say the community grew with 15%. So if your rant first had to be "100 funny" to get 150++, you still need "100 funny" to get 175++.

Conclusion: you don't need to be more funny to get a stressbal. releived?

Besides that, it's free, be grateful

The Technological Revolution has changed everything...