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code lover && git fanboy
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js, rails, git
Location

Santiago

Joined devRant on 12/2/2016

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WordPress has really cool features!
You can uninstall it, for example.

joke/meme fuck wordpress cool feature feature wordpress uninstall wp

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When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

rant

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Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

rant

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Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅

rant female devs 😚

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This is a valid point.

joke/meme

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Code comments be like....

joke/meme code elevator comments

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Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

joke/meme

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*walks to the kitchen at work to get a glass of water*
*walks back and continues debugging an issue*
*starts drinking from the glass*
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*noticing that I never actually filled the glass*

😐

That "in the zone" moment 😆

rant

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Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

joke/meme the matrix linux

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If I learned something from videogames than this cat have a quest for me.

joke/meme

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Do you guys also go full blind when some retard shows you his screen with full brightness and no dark theme?

rant hate the light dracula+developer=draculoper are we secretly vampires?

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HTML: Hate This Meaningless Life
CSS: Can't Style Shit
JS: Just Shit
Java: Just another vicious asshole
PHP: PHP Hates People
Go: (the "fuck yourself" is silent)
.NET: Now Everybody Thinks (they can code)

I really should find a more productive thing to do on my breaks.

undefined java wtf am i doing js .net php css go html

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A recursive bar walks into itself.

undefined dev humor recursion joke

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// repost \\
To all new devs:
• Your language of choice is fine.
• There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
• Your IDE is fine.
• Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

undefined programming repost rant old but gold

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Person: Hey, I heard you are good at programming, can—

Me: No.

undefined nope not helping you muggle

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Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

undefined hit me with your best shot favourite quote

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Random Uncle: So what do you do?

Me: Uncle, I'm a dev at xyz company.

RU: Ah so what do they do

Me: Uncle we work in the internet advertising business, kind of like AdSense

RU: So you basically spam the web?

Me: Yes :/

undefined i have adblock though

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The only expressions devs have

undefined regex developer

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when you're done with your code and user requirements change again.. :/

undefined #clients #fml #developers

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So a Redditor decided to inspect element an adult's website. Why am I not surprised

undefined inspect element

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- Go to www.fakeWindowsUpdate.com
- Click on one of the fake "installing updates" screen
- Make browser full screen
- Enjoy the prank!

I made my coworker wait for 90 minutes...lmao

undefined wk37

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I use BitBucket, not GitHub, but I can't add it to my profile because the repo section only accepts GitHub.

undefined can't we git along

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And that's why we're all single...

undefined perfect date

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When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

undefined sudocrem sudolife linux sudo

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Oh yes I know how it feels.

undefined bash

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Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

undefined css front-end frontend todo

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"Like Facebook, but better"

undefined wk36 clients

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One picture to rule them all

undefined

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Worst Hackathon ? When you have coded so hard during 48 hours to have a functional prototype and the winners get trophee with a static PowerPoint, full of bullshit buzzwords...

undefined wk35

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"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

rant forbes businessinsider

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