This should not be called wisdom teeth, should be called stupid teeth
Mother fucker is growing perpendicular.

What fuck is wrong with you bro , grow upwards you dumb fuck!!

Found this somewhere and started crying

super fast "hello world".

I'm 2 fucks away from sharing this on my work group

Or float

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Where I work, this is something that happens daily because manager (non-programming MBA) want everything now without proper design and architecture.

wow😯

Too many such videos out there..
This guy is on point

new day ☺️
good morning everybody
have a splendid day!

IT FUKIN WORKED YESTERDAY!!

Electronics store clerk: "Can I help you?"

Me: "Good afternoon sir. I'm a developer and lifelong PC gamer. I received a second hand PS4, and might buy a next gen console at the end of the year. People tell me that in front of this soft wide desk chair people call a "couch", you need some sort of large computer monitor to enjoy console gaming"

Clerk: "Yeah, we sell TVs. What TV do you have now?"

Me: "I don't own a TV. I just want a huge 4K computer display with a good response time, excellent refresh rate, and great contrast"

Clerk: "OK so this is an entry level 55" smart TV. It's 120hz, QLED, has full array local dimming. It's great for gaming. It's €1000. We also have this LG OLED smart TV for €1200, which is a step up in terms of contrast and response time..."

Me: "Wait... Smart TV? No, I don't want a TV with an operating system. I want a computer display."

Clerk: "There aren't a lot of big computer displays. We have this ASUS ROG 55" computer monitor. It's also 120hz. Very similar response time, but the brightness and contrast aren't as great, it's edge-lit"

Me, trying really hard to make out the contrast differences under ugly fluorescent lights of the store: "So it's a worse big couch display, without smart OS. How much is it?"

Clerk: "€3500"

Me: "So what you're saying is that while the displays are similar or even better, the operating system on all these TVs is so incredibly bad, you have to give €2500 discount for people to even buy it?"

Every Developer Story

Random post I found in my feed

True 🤓

What's the point of these stupid questions? Do I really have to kiss some ass even before being hired?

Http 500 OK

Thank you HP!

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

Where you get the Code

Solving one problem at a time:

Being Generous

So long in isolation, longer away from devRant.
Feels good to be back!

On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

Oh my dog, why?

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

Programming buddies: Say what again!!!

Prevention..

Write code on paper.