Fuck all of these recruiters who says that I am right for the job but after sending a CV and my hourly rate, the application is dead in the water.

So, I am not the right one to do the job, why do you fucking dare to say that in the first place? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

What happens when you talk to clients.

Talking to my son today about one of his CS classes, not sure which.

He says: "I missed the lecture yesterday, but I'm not going to bother re-watching it."

Me: "Why? You really should. You're paying for these classes AND you really need to actually learn this stuff."

Son: "Well, because I got 100% on my last assignment without going to class. I just Google'd everything and figured it out on my own from what I found."

My wife out of the blue: "DAMN IT, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN THE REAL WORK WORLD!"

Oh, you poor, uninformed summer child. I love her, but she just doesn't know that my son has already learned the key lesson he needed to learn from his schooling in order to get a job and make good money in this field! #ProudTechieDadMoments

My face whenever I try to figure out which changes to accept during merge conflict:

Ha ha ha😂😂

Youtube has become an ad infested shitfest.

That is all.

form testing...

If Windows 10 could stop deleting my entire UserProfile at work, that would be great... Fucking hell...! I hate Mondays...

I'm sure every tech can relate when I say: "Do not! Interrupt! My weekend! With fucking! Tech issues! Thank you!".

Does anyone remember these? I would navigate to search just to see these characters perform different animations and movements
What a wonderful time it was🥺

Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

The Handover!

What I've learned working in corporations so far:

1. don't think - escalate.
2. don't do - delegate.

I've noticed I'm using those two lines like my motto or smth of sorts recently. I wonder whether this is for the good or not :think:

Thought Spotify had a bug for a moment.. Then i remembered how lame I am. -.-'

Lol😭😭

Future goals

Let’s run it again to be sure

So who is into a bit of organized Sega noise? :-)

https://youtu.be/WUuwnMzMNq4

This just made my day 😂

Oh for crying out loud, Github is stopping with the term 'master' due to its 'negative association'.

Can we please not pull everything out of goddamn context and not be a fucking offended special snowflake with ANYTHING that could potentially be thought of in a way that could be associated with slavery?!

If we're gonna do it like this I want to ask people of color not to use white/light themed websites/backgrounds.

Programmer move

*random person stars my repo on Github*

Me: Fuck yes give me those stars!

*checks user's profile, has starred 40k repositories*

Me: Take that star back you whore.

I hope everyone ia safe and is wfh enabled.

COVID-19
Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket?

how to kill child of fork 😂🤔

How documentation works

My new sticker

PHP ist one of the languages I use regularly, but not the main language.
Anyhow, passing an array to a function will create a Copy of the array unless you specifically choose to Pass the reference.
That's seriously fucked up. What other language does that?! Coming from C, Java, Python to PHP I was not prepared to expect shit like that.

I guess someone can relate..

I can identify