I used to get annoyed when my dad(65+ years old) had a simple computer "problem" like copy and paste that I needed to help with.

But then I remembered he showed me how to use a spoon and not shit myself so I guess it all evens out

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-Douglas Adams

Just had an internship interview. I may be pretty good at coding but god am I awful at programming under pressure..

Never been in a meeting and from what I read on here I should be really happy about that...

Now there was this meeting where our boss called our team to reach at exactly 8:00 . One minute more and you will be fired.
Turns out he himself reached at 8:15 for the meet. And we were just staring him, wanting to say, "Hey boss, you don't need to come anymore. YOU ARE FIRED."

When the "lost password" feature of a website sends you an email with your original password :/

-How persistent are you on achieving the goals?
-I saw the end of the Excel table
-The job is yours

I love Mondays, I can finally rest after a "please do something beside sitting in front of this computer!" and start coding peacefully.

Get to a client office and find this...

"If its not broken, don't mind the errors"
- me, 2016

The moment you are refreshing YouTube and the site updates a new style.

One whole week of no coding.. Holiday..
Getting more anxious by the minute..

Sometimes i name some datasets "fucked".
Then I promise I try to get("fucked");

Coffee....

A moment of silence to all the python devs that don't get the ++ and -- reference

I have a screenshot(!) of data I am supposed to import into a database... Visible in the screenshot is also A FUCKING BUTTON THAT SAYS "EXPORT TO EXCEL" !!! 👿

Got a new 4k smart TV. But internet to slow to buffer YouTube videos at 4k.

Worst meeting ever? The one I am in right now. I am trying to post this rant but a guy keeps asking me questions ...

I don't hate PHP.

First interview tomorrow. Wish me luck 😄

Straight in dem feels

😂😂 Innovation

Our dear freelance web dev, you absolutely need to come to our office on the other side of the city during working hours when it's impossible to find parking space for an urgent meeting to discuss you copy/pasting to a web page a simple block of text we'll send you via email

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

About sums up my day.

Found this at junior dev who has practice in our company 😂😂

I literally laughed out loud

Love working with atom using this theme in coffeeshops, making people think I'm a top hacker, when in reality I'm just stuck with css classes or something. Equally stupid.

FUCKING PROJECT MANAGERS.

FOR THE LAST TIME, YOUR ALTERNATIVE IS UNUSABLE As explained the original proposal, and in comments THAT YOU FUCKING REPLIED TO AND AGREED WITH, the thing you want to use WILL NOT WORK. WHY ARE YOU SUGGESTING IT AGAIN?

FUCK YOU, YOU HAIRY-ARSED TWERP.

Also, dfox can we please have fucking anonymous rants!

A wise man once said.. Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.