CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

Who is a self taught programmer here? Like conpletely self taught.

That moment when

Tinder experience so far

Girl: "hey, what do you do?"

Me: "im a programmer"

Girl:

Me: "and you?"

Girl:

Me: "... hello?"

*Suddenly unmatch*

Yes! Haven't even graduated yet, and just got hired as Junior Developer - score!

I could write an entire book about Xcode bugs

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Why

Do

LinkedIn motivational

Posts

Look

Like this?

Why are you

guys making me

fucking

unfollow you?

So I have 600 LinkedIn contacts.

Most are recruiters.

So my feed is flooded with recruitement rants.

And success stories like this:

How they hired the guy who had

A 10 year gap in his employment.

Because they had to take care.

Of their sick pet hamster.

Hiring him was one of their best decisions.

He was a stellar employee.

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

Best joke I have read this week...

1969 vs 2017

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

I have this math teacher and, wow, is she good at math. And, wow, should she never enter another field in her life. Today she asked us if anyone does code. The answer is yes, but I refuse to answer something that uses code as a verb.

When people say that C is no longer used.

Programmer's life

Thank you makers

can't stop laughing on this...lol

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

I am a sandwich.

It has Happened so many times that it's now became a process.

I want the legendary I phone (x-h)^2 + (v - k)^2 = r^2 !!!

Website: "your ad blocker's on, consider adding us to your white list..."
Me: *inspect element*
Me: *Delete modal*
*Insert montage of me hacking into the mainframe for dramatic purposes*

I'm in. 😎

5!=120
(Not missing brackets)

Thanks for the awesome stickers #devrant

Waiting for those dev rant stickers

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start

HELLO WORLD! ITS FIRST DAY OF LEARNING HTML😊

Always

At a party.

A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a dev-
A: So you can like... hack things? Can you hack my insta?

ಠ_ಥ