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Freelance web developer and designer
Skills

HTML, CSS, JS, jQuery, PHP, Python
Location

Durham, UK
Website

http://www.alokjkumar.co.uk

Joined devRant on 10/31/2016

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THEY DID IT!!!! THEY FINALLY DID IT!!!!
GITHUB FINALLY ADDED THIS FUCKING BUTTON!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING 😱😱😱😱

rant github

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Try if you can

joke/meme js javascript programming developers development

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Client : pls put the disclaimer that the site uses cookies.
Me: but we don't use cookies this is a static page
Client: Still, the pop up makes the site look more professional, kindly add the feature asap
Me: :/

rant my client the cookie monster

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654

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

joke/meme yoda async star wars

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666

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

joke/meme bad-joke sorry front-end jquery

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My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

joke/meme

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Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

joke/meme feedback please

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Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

rant star_wars c++ movies c starwars star wars star wars

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961

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

rant

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*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

joke/meme privacy cia security

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1219

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

joke/meme knock knock jokes

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

joke/meme ddos

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When u break up with ur girl n she ok with it

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527

Typical code comment

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284

Being a student and not having a job...

undefined safe wk39 meme student roll

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199

Wait, what?

undefined

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523

Linux ❤️

undefined sudo it linux

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Me doing CSS:

undefined lol css it's not a bug it's a feature

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Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

undefined kiss

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130

I love the government sites in my country.

undefined government ie sites

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259

"I'll go get some more females" sounds very normal when you're in a hardware lab

undefined lol hardware projects

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577

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

undefined valentines day

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Jenkins builds...

undefined jenkins builds meme lol lines time

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The dev secret...

undefined meme lol dev secret

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My first calculator

undefined java calculator strings

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Yet, more to come.

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Rants, Google Instant way.

undefined windows vs linux comparison

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Found this in a 15 year old computer magazine!

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Found this on the Github trending list

undefined liesalllies vw github

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