When your boss learns how to use StackOverflow

I don't have friend called "null"

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

" If you can put an axe through it, it's hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it's software. " -- Unknown

Protecting credentials from eavesdropping using HTTP Basic Authorization header:

*opens Facebook*

"No, Wait"

*closes Facebook, opens Devrant*

"Ah, Much better"

Me: *accidentally opens DevTools*

1.269427 milliseconds later...

Person: TEACHER! He’s HACKING INTO GOOGLE DRIVE!!!

Teacher: *glances at computer* Oh my gosh! That is ILLEGAL! Go to the office immediately.

I reluctantly headed to the office and calmly explained what happened. Luckily, some people have a bit of common sense and let me go.

Found something true as 1 == 1

When I opened devRant today

Alexa's a party girl.

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

While reading through the Elasticsearch (Java search engine) source code a while ago I found this gem:

return i == -1? -1: i;

I think someone should stop drinking while coding.

Some other nice lines:

int i = 0;
return j + 1000 * i;

Are these guys high?

best Linux distro for programming?. i honesty dont want to buy a mac just for programming if i dont have to.

😯😯😯

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

I tried the beta version of Mozilla Firefox Browser.

I opened 10 sites which consists of social media, email and youtube. And I found out it consumes less RAM resources than Google Chrome. Not bad Mozilla.

Here is an article about it: https://thenextweb.com/tech/2017/...

my account got deleted accidently.
so here I am, back again!

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

Footage of me hacking the FBI using a school computer and advanced hacking mechanics

Splitting 5 lines of code to 3 functions

Big congrats to @AlexDeLarge for being the first devRant member to hit 50,000 ++!

A pretty awesome accomplishment highlighting great contributions and content.

My dev skills currently feel like England in the mid 1600's.

Everyone around me has already conquered some projects while I sit in the side fighting a civil war with myself while having very humble accomplishments.

But I'll show them. I'll show them all. While they grow weak and weary over the ages, I'm slowly but surely getting stronger.

In the end I will conquer and rule the waves like no other. I will build a dev empire that will be remembered for years to come.

npm install *

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

My work pc has been replaced just now. It took so much time for them to replace that crappy piece of garbage. Now, I can alt+tab 10x faster than my previous pc. Lol.

-BTW. This is my very 1st rant/post here. Hi guys 🤓.

Best joke I have read this week...

Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?

Me: That machines take over the world.

Girlfriend: What?

Toaster: What?

So, someone submitted a 'bug' to Mozilla.

As some of you may know, in the next year, the new mass surveillance law in the Netherlands is going into effect.

Another fun fact is that the dutch security agencies/government have their own CA (Certificate Authority) for SSL/TLS certificates.

The new law says that the AIVD (dutch NSA/GCHQ equivilant) is allowed to hack into systems through obtained certificates and also that they're allowed to INTERCEPT TRAFFIC THROUGH OBTAINED PRIVATE SSL/TLS KEYS.

So someone actually had the fucking balls to submit a fucking issue to Mozilla saying that the Dutch State certs shouldn't be accepted anymore when the new mass surveillance law gets into place.

This person deservers a fucking medal if you ask me.

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

That could possibly work 😂😂😂