Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

That moment, when you feel funny.

It's json!!!! Not Jason.... m*th**Fu*k**

How I protect my source code from prying eyes of colleagues.

Oh dear...

Programmers love emotions #1

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Programming tips😁

Comic sans 😂

Only on stackoverflow...

This has never worked for me.

New avatar items! (checkered shirts, skull tee, dual monitors, new facial hair, and more!)

Wow....

When images won't load...

Saw this on twitter... So true.

[Found this on Reddit] - Always explain in terms of hamburgers. ;)

Thanks DevRant and the team for free stickers ❤ And thanks redbubble for good stickers 😀 @luub

Discord now has an official release for Linux!! Yeey!!

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

This guy is clearly not having the best Friday 😂😂

Pretty fast i guess

I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

I think that I need a new laptop

😂😂😂😂

Only me?

So, this is how my Android teacher indents his braces. I'm not sure what to think of this.

If you understand -_-

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep😋

Gradle, gradle, gradle,
You're made out of c,
Gradle, gradle, gradle,
Package this for me

Universe is telling...

That moment when your building crashes...!!!