Credits: devHumor

Yesterday, I met with my friends from university (we haven't met for over a year). We ranted so much we can fill devRant for days to come.

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

The only way to keep a community pure id to have a coomunity votr kick button!!!

He does have a point.. 😂😂😂

"Hey bro I wanna make Facebook but bettah"
"Sure, go ask James!"
"James Who?"

!dev

I just had one of the worst Uber trips ever.

The guy is literally the definition of learning on the job except that the job here is driving people and he doesn't seem to learn shit!!

He opened Google Maps on his phone but never looked at it. I was directing him all the way. He randomly stopped the car completely a few times in the middle of the fucking highway!! He doesn't look at the side mirrors, he actually tilts his head left and right to check for other cars!! I'm glad I finally got to my destination in one piece.

The funny thing is that he was ranting on how bad the road is and how unreliable the GPS is. Is that how we look when we rant about clients? xD

My professor asked me today why I wanted to build my project using OOP.

This is a 480 level course and I have 2 1/2 years experience building well over 30 projects with OOP. And yes, we have students here who are nervous about the idea of using OOP. Nevermind that I and others took two classes on the topic.

I have hit my dispair event horizon. It has to get better from here. 🤯😬🤬🤬🤮☠️

In love with Laravel events, listeners and mailables. What a beautiful way of doing this. Can't say how much I love this framework. <3

Can't wait to implement redis and queues. Am excited to try this for the first time. Share exp. if you have, pls.

For the lovers and haters of the elePHPant here is a simple fact
PHP 7.x is a vast improvement over previous versions and 8.0 promises to surpass all expectations.

"There is an unmistakeable difference between a bag of rabbit parts and a rabbit." - Ryan Nance

Gets you ever damn time

😂😂😂Java concept

Yay!! 2k++ group

I can't think of coding without the TAB key!

I just found the hidden message from robots in FireFox 😂

Why the fuck Vs Code side panels gets bigger when zooming code 😔

Best example 😄

Can I be a fucker?
Here is the crazy guy on my fav childhood beach.
BT glasses now (today I want Portuguese hip hop) but usually camera glasses (suposed to be 1080p, pix are 640x480) , so other gadjet to unmount.
See that sea? Marvelous...

Only a printer knows how a printer works but they can't talk to me and I am crying.

If(DateRightNow == 16/07/2018)
{
Age++;
LifeTime--;
}
Else
{
NoRealizationThatEverydayLifeTimeDecreses;
}

Github after acquisition

Title_final_1

Finally my own git repos!

When you forgot to escape characters in regex and wonder why the fuck it’s not working for 2 hours. 😖

Why regex must you be a living hell!

Apple, make your mind up.

Networking Professor: Alright, how many of you disagree with the way Google collects and uses data?

*basically everyone in the lecture hall raises their hands*

Professor: Okay, now if you were offered a job at Google, how many of you would still take it?

*everyone raises their hands.*

Stackoverflow.

Make something that people actually use

Ladies and Gentlemen I've upgraded from being lonely to In a relationship
'Cause I finally found the girl of my dreams. 💑

HaHa April Fool's Day 😂😂

Ouch!