closedAt: 1; DROP TABLE `users`; --

Impulse bought a book on how to draw chibi animals. First attempt wasn’t _awful_.

I've been thinking:
Looking for a job is so equal to dating!

- I don't want to date a random company/girl just to have one.
- I don't want to go on speed dates with a thousand companies/girls and see which one I can get along with.
- I want to go one by one and be exited and into her so that I know at least her name and what she does (company/girl) 😂

But this last strategy is proving bad to find a partner... (company/girl) 😢

What are your thoughts? Should I/we just go for whatever and not really like it or keep looking for a better one? 🤔

boss: please look into tools that do X.

fullstackchris: Ah, here's a solution we can use!

boss: I don't want to use it because it is too complicated.

fullstackchris: ok, that's fine with me...

[one week later] boss: oh I found this nice site that does X, can we do X?

fullstackchris: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY THE SOLUTION I ALREADY FOUND, *AFTER* YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION, AND IN THE END YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. OH HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND?!?!

F*@#! *%*#

Fucking recommendation engines deciding what I like. For fucks sake, let a man decide what porn genre he is into.

*Working on app for client*
After review - “Can you make that font bigger?”
*Makes font larger*
After review a week later - “Can you make that font smaller?”
*Puts font back to original size*
Another review later on - “Can you make that font bigger?”
*Keeps font at same size and changes nothing*
Next review - “That new font size is perfect!”

Inside Apple Stories

Why do front end people eat alone?
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Because they can't join tables. XD

Minecraft running in docker. Yessir.

Ignore the dishes, I'm moving out at the moment.:D

So Zuckerberg wants to integrate Whatsapp, Instagram and Facebook together.

Maybe this is his desperate attempt to make people to not ignore his own creation - facebook.

I just hope this integration is optional and won't be forced.

I’m so sorry! No, I do NOT have 9 years experience using this framework that has only been out for 5 years 🙃

Watching Limitless on Netflix and I just love the "hacker" code animation loops with multiple terminals open going on in the background xD

Standards, why follow them?

Holy crap! Android Studio is waaay too harsh to that poor LinearLayout.

We're hiring contract developers at my office. Just leafing though someone's CV before an interview and noticed it was 10 pages long! That's been a record so far but to be honest so many have been 4-6 pages long. What happened to keeping things succinct and relevant!?

react makes me sad

Things that bring happiness when earned.

Here comes my developer swag stuff.

Hacktoberfest t-shirt for open source contribution on GitHub.

To know how to earn this or start with open source.
Check Post: https://lnkd.in/fEMbTPC

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My first post of 2019.

One month to Valentine's Day, Last year's was spent with beer, the pervious with her. This year I want to spend with her and beer.

I somehow feel I will get neither.

Devrant used to be good site but most of the posts here are memes copied from 9gag or age old programming jokes

Laughed hard when I saw this

🎆🎇🎉🎊🎆🎇🎉🎇🎆🎇🎆🎉
🎇HAPPY PROGRAMMERS DAY! 🎇
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