Frontend Dev: That's not possible in Frontend, we should do it in Backend.
Backend Dev: That's not possible in Backend, we should do it in Frontend.

-- CIVIL WAR --

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

As far as BSODs go, this one looks pretty cool.

Told my Boss Server is Down. He told me to go downstairs and work there.

IF YOU WRITE IN A FORUM ABOUT A PROBLEM AND YOU SOLVED THE PROBLEM, TELL US THE FUCKING SOLUTION YOU MORRON! YOU TOOK THE EFFORT TO JUST WRITE "I SOLVED THE PROBLEM" WITHOUT WRITING A WORD ON HOW THE FUCK YOU DID IT. DO YOU THINK I READ THIS FUCKING TOPIC FOR FUN? I AM ONLY INTERESTED IN THE SOLUTION, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU SOLVED IT OR NOT!!!

8-Bit Cat

As much as i love Ubuntu... This is so true.

Lollll

Best one...

Push your commits before anyone else, so you don't have to resolve any merge conflicts 😈

A Programmer nurse 😂😁

Gary's a prick

🤡🤡🤡

Website design philosophies:

Apple: "...and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and a really big picture there, and..."

Microsoft: "border-radius:0 !important;"

Google: "EVERYTHING MOVES!!! And most websites get material design. Most."

Amazon: "We're slowly moving away from 2009"

Wix: "How can we further increase load times?"

Literally any download site: "Click here! No, click here! Nononono!! Click here!!..."

Facebook: "We can't change anything because our main age demographic is around 55"

University websites: "That information isn't hard enough to find yet. Decrease the search accuracy and increase broken links."

Gillette Excel

Linus is savage guys!
Apparently, he doesn't approve of GNU style coding
Source: kernel.org

Working a new job be like...

HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

Seen on a lottery commercial:

Guy 1: That can't be right check it again.
Guy 2: Computers can't be wrong, they're programmed that way!

I had a nightmare that I was running "sudo rm -rf /" on my computers for no reason.

True story.

I woke up yelling.

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

That moment you are coding as a group,and you have one error in your code.after rectifying your one error you get more than 5 errors,and all you can do is stare at that code.

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

The CEO at the company I work at has been telling our partners that our PIA is ready. It took me a week to figure out what the hell a PIA was but he actually meant API

How to get fired (no pun intended)

because i saw the valar morghulis rant.
it's meaning for devs:

ALL CODE MUST COMPILE

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

We feel you bro...

I had a haircut and my avatar didn't update automatically @dfox

Dear dfox,

Thank you for not making your app completely change layouts and screw up scrolling whenever we turn on our sides when reading rants in bed, unlike nearly every mobile web browser out there. We all really appreciate it.

--Random devRanter