All the paperwork is done, I'm going to join a faang-tier company, can't wait to get started!!

But first I have to endure 2 weeks at the shit show...

Motivation to work: 404 not found!

This project is going to crash, the client wants live but we have a broken ci/cd and the application is not even finished.

this fucking senior dev, just send the following messages:

pull development,
Did yarn install
now yarn dev does not work.....

BRO: READ THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE!
It's plain English!

Seriously wtf.

Just got of a call with a recruiter... Got mixed feelings about it. I may advance to the round or maybe not. I will hear it in the next few days.

Serously I just recoverd from being overworked and senior developers are complaining to me that their code does not work???

DUDE just read the fucking error and start googling!

How the fuck do you think I learned software development?

It's a fucking matter of trail 'n error!

I'm stressed and my manager values the future of the company before people's health.

I already clocked over 40 hours this week with no foreseeable reward.

I head in mind to leave the company somewhere Q4 2021 but this stuff will make it sooner..

Guys, I want to get into a DevOps role.

I'm already looking into Linux, Terraform, Ansible and k8s.
If you are a DevOps Engineer, what kind of tooling or knowledge do I need to know before applying to companies?

Any tip is welcome and I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you!

Nice! no fucking communication from the backend devs to the frontend devs

Got 400+ type issues because backend Capitalized property names!

Well there goes half an hour.

Oh, this project is really going to crash and burn with these new incompetent Developers. Just saying.

Hope this client will stop working with us so I don't have to work with these incompetent developers anymore....

Getting really stressed about this and the freaking incompentens from these two people...

onenote please die!

Client: drops a few devs in the standup
Everyone: wtf who are these people what what are they going to do?
Client: could you (me) help them get up and running and answer any questions they have.

New dev: where is the host file located?

Me (in my head): wait what you dont know? Wtf you have 'senior' dev in your fucking email signature. Go and fucking google

Me: c:/system32/drivers/etc/hosts.

Fuck my life right now.

Today is a productive day but also an unproductive day because I have no idea where I need to do work on project A or work for project B.

YOOO Product owner if you don't specify which freaking page something doesn't work I CANNOT DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!

yo tester, I mentioned that I was off for half a day, WHY in the world are you trying to contact me to say that the test environment does not work??!!?!

There are more capable developers online that can fix that for you!!!

Stupid incompetent person!

I'm deleting stuff in an azure subscription.. nothing special hope everything will go fine. It's mainly cleaning up old stuff. But you know my manager hi is kinda crazy.. he will possibly be mad about something...

Fuck I forgot to make a database export before I executed delete statements on a production database...

All went fine though. Nothing broke.

oh my, this guy was a serious joke. This was 3 years ago at a company I just joined and this guy should have had more than 10 years of experience.

He was a frontend developer and I had to explain to him how to create a hamburger slide-out menu with jQuery.

He got laid off a couple of months later and now his title holds "senior" developer... I feel sorry for his colleagues that have to deal with his stupidity every day now

WHY in the freaking world is Umbraco such a pain in the ass to work with??!!@>!<!@<>!@> Seriously I have been working with it for two weeks and every day I have had issues with it!

The fact that I can hear my work provide MBP 13" through my bose QC35's means that my current employer cheaped out on hardware end of story!!

I have been fixing tests all day and some other dev managed to cause merge conflicts, now my branch is in a permanent state of merge after I pushed with force.. I'm done...
This crisis is also hitting our company and don't know what that's means of me as I just joined...

I'm glad it's weekend

Developers

that

put

every

line

of

code

on

a

new

line

Why??????? Seriously this shit is not making it more readable you know

Some people should not be allowed to write #sass, seriously having a class in BEM like notation `level1--level2-somestate`.

Today is my last day at <Digital Agency>, I've learned so much over the last 3 years and I'm grateful for all the opportunities that I got here.

From walking in here on my first day as React Dev and today walking away as Lead Dev.

Soon I will start at a Saas Startup!! Super excited about this new opportunity!

You fucking fucktard! First, learn how to fucking read an email and secondly, I was referring to the fucking login issue you mentioned before, not the fucking logout issue!!! Serioursly!>!?!?!?! How the fuck do you function!

Fucking belgium fucktard!

So I log in to one of our production webshops and check the customer's overview and I see literally 4 people that have entered their information in full caps.
Like THISISMYEMAIL@GMAIL.COM and FIRSTNAME LASTNAME

What?!!?

I seriously love youtube-dl!!! It's really easy to use and ohh my that batch option, I ran it all night and can't wait to get started in the videos I downloaded!

Leaving my current employer in a two and a half weeks, motivation is hard to find some days... Like today.

seriously why the hell is Slack so fucking stupid! When I click to sign in to the desktop client it opens up a signup page in my browser, but I was just signed in a minuted ago in the fucking workspace!!

Yeah, it's Friday morning and guess what I left my laptop work yesterday and who just got a text saying that the server is on their ass.. yeah you are right ME. And my team who can do the same job as me on restarting the application don't ever take action on this kind of thing... Well I hope they will in a few weeks because I will be gone then

Hee guys I will be running Ubuntu/Debian as my main development environment. Which distro is the best for development with k8s, docker and elixir?

Thanks for in the input guys! Really appreciate it!