Web Developer meme

When you merge your own pull request....

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Lol.. found this on Stackoverflow.😂

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

Happens only in Bangalore...

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

When you read others source code...

Just want to share some fun 😁

Every website: “Please disable your ad blocker to have a better experie—“

Me:

Bring the funny...

Global internet traffic:

1992: 100 GB/day
Today: 20K GB/second

Did you know that Ctrl + Win Key + C shortcut enables and disables colors on Windows?

I didn't.

Apparently my university doesn't accept Macs.

Ibm quantum computer

Dear Skype,

How to get a job at apple

I HAVE THE JOB

Well I'm a bit exited sorry about that :D I'm moving to Nice. And right now I'm going to enjoy my day.

BTW it's about C++ and Cry engine. There is the work in progress : https://thearchitect-thegame.paris/...

See you :D

Uncle: "It must be noisy, programming. I've seen a datacenter on TV, and those computers are loud" — "It is noisy, but that's more my coworkers fault"

Sales guy at the office: "So you see patterns in the code, you can read this cryptic mess?" — "Uh this is PHP, Its not the syntax that makes it hard to read, it's the dimwit who wrote it"

Father-in-law: "Could you reprogram my laptop, I got a virus trying to download por... nature documentaries" — "I'm not that kind of doctor"

Mother-in-law: "How will you sustain a family, you just play video games all day" — "I make your monthly teachers salary in four days"

Girlfriend: "I learned some Lua today because I needed a world of warcraft extension for..." — "I love you too"

The highest data transfer rate today - 256 gigabytes per second - was achieved when the cleaner's vacuum cleaner accidentally sucked the flash drive in from the floor.

And the award for Most Useful Comment goes to...

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

I are programmer....😁😁

EVERYTIME!!

... :)

Everytime I need to edit a document

Try to understand Nerds.....

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.