Experience is a candle

"Close all the browser tabs" is the new "reboot the machine".

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

Perfect meme

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

For halloween, lets scare the shit out of every Windows user...

> build.gradle == lifeispain
TRUE

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

savage

> Woke up at 03:30 because I am on call and a server went down
> Fixed shit and went to bed
> could not sleep,
> fuck it, drive to work.
> arrive at the office at 04:30
> I can scream stupid shit and noone would hear
> *grin*

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

When you start a project.
You pass 6 stages.
But in the end it is the best thing you ever did.

Similarities between this spider and me:
- We both are web developers
- We both live in same room
- We both try to find bugs everyday

Absolutely me. Any Dev girls want a guy like me😁

True..

Stats says when I was typing this meme, two new js libraries were released

Friendly reminder for travalers:

You can usually reset your free WiFi time at airport networks by clearing cookies :)

Not all men :P

I was told that my comment on another rant needed to be its own rant. So here it is:

I had a client that runs a tattoo shops website to be updated and more modern. He wanted nothing to do with looking at or approve mock ups or designs so I just did my thing and took care of it. Once I was finished I showed him what I had and said “now I just need some content from you all so I can replace all the placeholder text and images”.
He seemed completely onboard. Took down notes of all the content needed, assigned all of it out to his artists to gather what I needed and provide it to me.
After 6 months, and several emails asking if they ever got that content together I finally get a response:
“LOOK MAN, if you didn’t want to do the site then you shouldn’t have accepted the money. I know you don’t need all these from us to finish up, you’re just stalling! I need the site up now!”
So I’m like “Sure man, I’ll publish it exactly as it stands now.”
An hour later I get a call “who are these people in these pictures? Why do you have our pricing all wrong? Why is everything in French or something (Lorem ipsum)? I just need my money back at this point.”
I explained that he’s not getting his money back because I already did my part, but just because it’s important to me that a client is satisfied (and seemingly what he wants is money) I can waive his hosting fee for the next 3 years.
It’s been a year now. Sites still up in all “French”, wrong pricing, random stock photos. Couple weeks ago he called to apologize for being a dick before.
Still haven’t gotten any content to finish up.
I don’t understand. It’s like these people think if you want to publish a book for instance that you just give the publisher the title you came up with and they’ll fill in the pages with story/info for you.
I’m a web developer, not a content manager.

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

Every time someone adds “🚀 Blazing fast” to their GitHub repo, god kills a puppy

Asshole

There is SAS (Language)!
There is SAAS (Software as a Service) !!!
There is SASS ( Css Coding )!!!
😒
Next will be : SSAS !!!

Do you like to this mask?

Good designs solve more problems than you originally intended them to solve.

From my team lead.

People who claims "XXX is slow" should put screenshots of:

- CPU/MEM stats
- Task bar in full, to see how much crap is in background
- Desktop, to see how clean your computer is

If you don't have i7/16GB or you install gazillion of background apps, then your "slow" argument is simply not valid.

Windows, why are you like this?

      

your face when you realize your school uses SHA1 for its password hashing