EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2019)
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Hey everyone!

Today, @trogus and I are very happy to announce a devRant feature that we’ve been working on for many months. After extensive time and money investment, it’s finally here! Introducing, pixelated avatars!

@trogus came up with this awesome idea about a year ago, but we couldn’t get it just right so we had to tons of work/research to make those pixelated avatars give the full sense of retro and ULTIMATE pixelation. We think everyone will appreciate how this effort turned out.

Anyway, let us know what you think, and we hope you enjoy!

p.s. here is @trogus’s avatar - the model we used to make sure the feature is perfect!

Asked a girl out. Let us see how it is gonna go. I am so fucking hyped!

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

for fucks sake

Ebay app: Hey, look at this offer, you can save 30%!

Me: Urgh, alright, let me have a look
*Clicks notification*
*Offer seems alright, took me by surprise honestly*

*Scrolls down a bit*

Ebay app: ITEM DOESN'T SHIP TO YOUR LOCATION *evil laugh*

Fucking gets me every time

Should I get my new domain for 12 months or 1 year? Decisions, decisions...

Too much work kills your brain cells.

No idea if this is already posted but it made my day.

Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

I have the best sister in the world! Look what she 3D printed for me!

😂😂😂

Developing 🤣

Thanks, Microsoft.

Saw this one on twitter. lol

Yesterday I tried out VueJS and I gotta say it's really really nice!

I even modernized my site with it :v

https://panduro.guru/

lols, just salute

got my first salary!!!

LMFAOOOOOOO

Respect ++

Hilarious 😂😂

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

This passes all unit tests

Don't you dare inviting me to a meeting starting at 12pm.

Savage designers....

Today was a good day. User asked for a tricky feature. Right after telling him it is done he left this :)

While I was on vacation, someone added jQuery as a dependency to our angular 5 project because all his favorite libraries depend on it.

#1

Fuck it. I obtained a Laravel codebase with 200 routes all handled by "mainController".

😓🔨

There will be rants.

Woman couldn't reach the login page of her hosting account.

After 15 minutes of debugging she found out that her Internet wasn't turned on.

This shit is the fucking reason why I drink alcohol.

Stress testing my new cnc, say Hello World roundy

The room automation (light, doors, music) of a "smart" Hotel owned by our company is still being processed by an API that runs on one of my ex-colleagues local machine. It has now officially been declared as a "server" and everyone just hopes it keeps working.