It's a merge conflict

whatever man

http://shoutcloud.io/

Spent most of the day debugging issues with a new release. Logging tool was saying we were getting HTTP 400’s and 500’s from the backend. Couldn’t figure it out.

Eventually found the backend sometimes sends down successful responses but with statusCode 500 for no reason what so ever. Got so annoyed ... but said the 400’s must be us so can’t blame them for everything.

Turns out backend also sometimes does the opposite. Sends down errors with HTTP 200’s. A junior app Dev was apparently so annoyed that backend wouldn’t fix it, that he wrote code to parse the response, if it contained an error, re-wrote the statusCode to 400 and then passed the response up to the next layer. He never documented it before he left.

Saving the best part for last. Backend says their code is fine, it must be one of the other layers (load balancers, proxies etc) managed by one of the other teams in the company ... we didn’t contact any of these teams, no no no, that would require effort. No we’ve just blamed them privately and that’s that.

#successfulRelease

I am the internet...

Our team just got the best email from our client hahaha

Burned it 🔥

Samsung.

They basically have Chinese crapware on many phones, disguised as "Smart Manager" or some bs. It's "powered by Clean Master". Clean Master is crapware developed by Cheetah Mobile.

That's a good plan🤣

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Flamewar in 3...2...1...😈

Reach the 5000++

Got annoyed by hitting f11 instead of f12.
("step into" versus "go to definition").
Solved the problem :)

More 💰, less 🐂💩. Or just a quiet life. The obvious, really.

Actually finish a proj.... Oh I'm sorry I got distracted and started a new projec... Oh look a bird...

30 inch penis. My current one is just too long.

Oh, you meant Dev related? Not sure, then.

Nice! Since when did Firefox dev tools have a dark theme?

Thanks for the info

Thank you makers

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Indeed

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

Lets all help them share their startup

When stats sum up your industry

After months of agonizing work I found out my team mate deleted my code cause they thought it was useless. Then they come back and ask if I KNOW WHERE THE BUG IS. I now realize how true this is.

Found this in 9gag. I personally haven't done Swift.
See you in 5 years mate.

I was about to use the Duolingo but I think it triggered me to hard. 2 mistakes in a row.

1. I have Portuguese origins and they used the Brazilian flag

2. I was born in Luxemburg and they just used our flag for The Netherlands (I know they're pretty similar but cmooooon)

"You know C++? C# is exactly the same thing!"