"It must work in IE6, we still use it in our offices."
While developing a JavaScript web app for a bank with 10 000+ employees. In 2014.

Tv hacker: I'll write code to hack their security cameras

2 seconds later

Tv hacker: I'm in

Me: go fuck yourself you fucking fuck

Really? 😂

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

Literally xD

Hot fix of a production bug!

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

Guys check out devRant CUI

https://github.com/Jay9596/...

Very buggy at the moment, but can be used to browse rants,stories,etc.

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

Évolution.. so basically I have tried to grow a beard but it was too annoying and too scratchy so I dropped.. like all those side projects I guess...

I don't know what to write for this. 😂

When ransomeware guys provide better customer support than most companies 😂

Well yeah. He is right!

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

❤C♥O❤D♥E❤

Well...

The perfect IDE for me, guys.

Testing my System ..?

Hahaha

Programming fact....

I am not even surprised...

— Hi, lost and found office?
— Yes, can I help you?
— You found two hours of my life?
— It does not compile, right?
— Nope :/

Completely rebuilt my pc and get to sell my old one to my boss so that I can get paid to work on it 😂😂😂

Specs:
Gtx 1080 ti
I7 7700k
B250 motherboard
16g 2300mhz ram
240g SSD
1tb HHD

MacBook Pro... without the retina

Kotlin beginners Tutorial

https://m.youtube.com/playlist/...

The rant starts here

Living in the middle east be like

Writing script to handle fan speed now.

Memory Lane

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."