SAVAGE 😂😂😂

Found this on the Github trending list

That's disturbing

Wife: what are you thinking about?

Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree

Wife: forget that I asked

how my valentines day turned out to be

If you can't convince them, confuse them!

[r/ProgrammerHumor] LOL! :D

When your floor names a room Galileo and you have @bachmanity as a co-worker...

A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

CPU abbreviation

Bad things should happen to people who put spaces in table names and fields.

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

A bug a day keeps ego away.

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

This is why I leave bugs name as features 😉😉😉😝

CSS IRL

hahaha

Don't be this guy 😂

When you don't test EVERYTHING...

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

When a disc drive's driver comes on a disc

Whaaaaaaa

Prevention..

One picture to rule them all

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

My reaction any time I have to use an Apple product.

Why software aren't free!

Reality

Found this beauty today(it's an eraser)

Developers clearly aren't the only ones struggling with proper naming!