Good salary
Good sleep
Good family

You can only pick 2 and you don't get what you didn't pick.

What're you picking?

Stupid things I've done from being tired

Typed "SELECT star FROM..." instead of "SELECT * FROM..."
Typed "instead" when writing the previous sentence
Typed the door code for work into the microwave instead of the time
Listened to my alarm in agony for 2 minutes before registering what it was and that I can switch it off

Please how realistically, can you make $5k with programming skills per month?
What web application can a programmer build or ways can I do this ?
#SaveASoul

I actually just wanted to say - what a great time it is to be a developer.

C# has stolen so many good features now that it's pretty awesome.
JavaScript and typescript are really fun to work with.
I really love angular.
Docker is great!

I can setup pipelines and deploy an angular app for free and really easily with github-pages.

I can use linux inside windows.

I can use cloud providers to do all sorts for really cheap.

I can plug my cable-free oculus quest VR headset into my laptop and build a game pretty easily with unity (thanks to all the great oculus helper prefabs).

I can use tesseract and data science technology inside my browser!!

And I can go to medium and udemy and learn all sorts of things.

Honestly...

Just saying.
I'm actually really loving being a developer right now.

And if I do have off day, I can rant on here!

Never in my life I thought I would be ditching chrome for Edge browser,
I am honestly impressed with this new chromium based browser.
Features I liked
- Make PWA for any website
- Immersive Reader
- All extensions of chrome can be installed on edge too
- More customisable
What I didn't like
- It is yet to come on Linux :(

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

Don't start the day by opening your email inbox. You only will get stress and anxiety!

I am pretty fast...😂😂

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Oh sh*t

I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

"I need you to teach me how to code, so people can't fool me around when they start to speak about apps"
-My boss

Since everyone is posting their setup

I 😍 non-ascii characters, how about u?

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

So, who did this and what was he thinking..?

Oh wow. That timing though.

The company I work for is requiring customers to submit credit card info in an online form which then gets stored into our "secure database". Which employees then pull and charge the card later on. They're also telling customers that the form is "encrypted". This is all because they're too fucking lazy and not patient enough to wait for someone to integrate a payment gateway. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

For the NSA guys out there :p

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

The pains of coming up with short but meaningful variable names 😣

I find myself here once again

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

What the...!

This is how bug is fixed!!!!!

I comment my code. Thats considered a bad practice between some coders

Just learned my company says it owns everything I think or build, whether I am on the clock or not. It was in the handbook, not the paperwork I signed, but it says I agree to it if I keep working for them. It even says I cannot show interest in something without their approval. FUCK!

So after you fucked your Ubuntu installation last year because you decided to `chmod -R 777 /` you are telling me that you did the same to /home and /var/lib because the former intern "told you so"?!?!

How can someone be SO FUCKING STUPID??
Fuck...
My boss ladies and gentleman...