I'm the biggest dumbass, the laziest procrastinator I know of..

Joined devRant in June 2017, got eligible for the stickers in a week's time, sent a mail requesting them, but never received it. Given the size of our community, I thought I'm way behind in the list and probably receive them in few months. After a year, I totally forgot about it.

But, the colossal stupid that I am, had also lost the key to my mailbox (the physical one). I never cared about the lost key, because who sends post these days !!!

When I finally got a duplicate key for my mailbox after 2 years, guess what I found.. a first class international mail from devRant which arrived on July 2017 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️, couple of weeks after I originally requested

But, yay... I finally got them..

Can we do that??? 😶

Why😂😂😂😂

My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

How do you even come up with shit like this?

Everytime I try to solve an ACM problem!

When you've coded for 12h straight

Relatable.

Found this on twitter. #eminem #humor

*Laughs in linux*

Google and Siri, WTF!!

Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?
Dad: Son, it's working, don't touch it.

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

A system administrator has two problems:
1. stupid users
2. smart users

If this rant gets 4,294,967,296 likes, it might cause an integer overflow.

Is it just me or are you like this too? 😆 #devLife

Friendly reminder

We all have our favourites

Another gem from r/ProgrammerHumor

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Well yeah. He is right!

Well...

Living in the middle east be like

Hahaha 😂😂

Who else uses Firefox over everything else? I switched from chrome recently and I don't regret it!

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Should be ILLEGAL when newsletters do not have a "unsubscribe" link 😡