You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

When you can’t get margins to work right...

the truth about python...

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

Shouldn't C++ have increased to D by now?

Roses are red!
Violets are red!
Trees are red!
Grass is red!

Oh fuck!
My garden is on fire....

Governments should use a public git for their laws

This is how you address your 🐱

Programmers 50 shades of grey...!!

Just sent a text to my girlfriend saying “&” instead of “&”. Time to go to sleep.

To the guy that invented NULL...
Thanks for nothing.

*This is a corrected version of the dad joke originally containing zero.

Good job Autodesk

The website I've been developing is a bookmark in a client's web browser

I feel so successful

Oh I fucking love Mr. Robot.

"Ok he's going to do a chroot now"
----> does a chroot

I think everything in Life can be fixed with SSD.

<?php

$a = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890!. ';

$message = $a[7 + 26].$a[4].$a[11].$a[11].$a[14].$a[64].$a[22 + 26].$a[14].$a[17].$a[11].$a[3].$a[52 + 10];

echo $message;

It also cleans up your home 😂👌

You wouldn't download a house

The love of mu life is like a void method...

...doesnt return anything. :(

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Brain, stop. Please just stop coming up with new ideas for one fucking second.

I wish I could implement them all but I have never finished a side project ever.

Please. Just. Fucking. Give. Me. A. Fucking. Rest. Right. Now. And. Stop, Coming. Up. With. New. Project. Ideas.

😫😡

When you are drunk coding and just want to try something real quick.

After interviewing tens of candidates, finally found that one guy who doesn't start the conversation by mentioning jQuery 😂

Too many people started off with jQuery and didn't even bother to learn more about Javascript itself.

She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

my most descriptive commit message😂😂😂

One of my friends is a Ruby Developer.

His grandma is still mad at him for not gifting her the precious stone.

LUA ARRAYS START AT 1.

I HATE MY LIFE.

Yesterday, one of my friends said that his phone has a 12MP Processor.

My manager is a "Yes" man, he says "yes" although we don't actually have the capacity.
Here I am now cramming with 5 simultaneous projects. :(