Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

I did it; it works.

This happened few hours ago.

Client: I received an email which says that I won 1 million dollars. They gave me a link in the email, when I entered my credit card details nothing happened.
Me: Wait what? You entered your credit card details.
Client: Yes
Me: That was a scam, you didn’t win anything. They stole your credit details. Contact your bank ASAP and let them know about this.
Client: You guys are handling our email servers, why can’t you guys keep it safe. What type of security do you guys provide.
Me: Wait what? We host your website application not email.
Client: Damn it. My son said the same thing, but I didn’t listen to him. Anyways Cheers.

No doubt 😂

WPA2 exploit has been patched

Come back home and turn on my computer and what do i see?

Apparently Windows is now a Service...

I'm still not updating though... wonder if this is FCU...

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Defragmentation

[via https://twitter.com/jeremiahtolbert...]

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

The second one got me

Everyone in my school (except for us IT ofc) not joking.

When she asks you to help her via TeamViewer but refuses to share her TeamViewer password cause you'll then be able to "hack" her.

The guy was a complete asshole. He criticized every line of code i did and said he could find someone else who could do it better for less.

It also doesn't help the fact that i worked alone in that project.

A lady has brought her iMac onto the train! Has she not heard of a laptop?? wtf!!!

Source: https://twitter.com/davidhill_co/...

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/

Working a new job be like...

User:"It's not working"
Me:"Have you turned it off and on again?"
User:"Yes"
Me: goes down there, system uptime is 360days...
"How do you turn it off?"
User:"by pressing the button on the monitor

Hahaha 😂😂

Boy: I like you 😘
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I like you
Girl: I like you too 😘

😂

Want to continue to get XP updates?

https://google.com/amp/...

Boss: Hey you're great with excel right?
Me: Um... I ---
Boss: Great! Work on these spreadsheets for me
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Padlocked the router... no idea where the physical key was supposed to go to gain access to the network though cause I couldnt find a keyhole in my computer

God I love upgrading a server on the weekend with no one in the office!

How2code

It's saddening to see that most of the students in my programming class don't care about programming :(

And it's heart breaking to see that the professor is using html4 instead of html5. 😣😣

Well done IKEA

When my former boss let me go, he asked "you devs do not plant some secret code into your software so you can destroy it remotely, do you?".

I smiled and walked away.

Needless to say I got some money on top on my last day at that job.

!rant

I currently have a PC with Windows 10 and I am thinking of switching to Linux. I am very new to stuff like that. Any suggestions or tips??

Today it's my birthday. Yesterday I was woken by my fiancé with breakfast and one gift. She had bought me the Raspberry Pi 3 B.
Now she had decided to give it to me on the Sunday so I could play with it right away instead of having to go to work and wait a whole week before I would have time play.

I Love You, Honey! More than you realize <3