If I was rich I would still attend work interviews, except I’d play vodka bingo for every stupid thing I hear.

“We have our own agile implementation” *sips from the mug*

“Yeah we have uh...some testing” *sips*

“We are the leader in our sector” *sips*

I think I’d die at 30 if I started playing at 20

Due to the coronavirus we are currently required to develop all our web services with SOAP and sanitise all our input for at least 20 seconds.

I am fucking drunk

FUCKING GODDAMN TIZONIA RANDOMLY RESETTING MY FUCKING VOLUME TO MAX ADSFJAIETWANKNGBAIWOUFJHSLDÅKG

It's Friday guys.

User experience: -100

Mewww .......

This is how I handle bad requests.

What a true story...

I laughed SO hard I have to share this with you 😂

Ok....

Life as usual 😁

Ok......

pleaseDont()

I'M SO PROUD, I WROTE A FULLY-FUNCTIONAL JSON PARSER!

I used some data from the devRant API to test it :D
(There's a lot of useful tests in the devRant API like empty arrays, mixed arrays and objects, and nested objects)

Here's the devRant feed with one rant, parsed by Lua!

You can see the type of data (automatically parsed) before the name of the data, and you can see nested data represented by indentation.

The whole thing is about 200 lines of code, and as far as I can tell, is fully-featured.

Can remember where I found this but it gave me a good laugh. Need to find IRL.

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

Had a bit of time on my hands and this was the result. Shaking my head. I should never be left free and alone. Lol.

Well that explains a LOT!

Started work in the morning, after a couple of hours was 90% done and would be clicking the checkbox on trello that task is completed.
Lol.
Found a bug.
OK, debugging time.
Spend an hour on trying to fix the simplest bug ever,( php was creating a file that had the contents but the wrong name)
At this point I was starting to get super pissed of cuz in 30min I need to go meet up with some friends.

LOL ok, fuck this shit, I don't want to do this anymore.
Made the bug into a feature that now you can have multiple authority(admin) accounts.

My teamm8 was like lol ok, we didint really need this but it will be useful so nice job.

👏GREAT MORNING:))))

Nobody expects the S̶p̶a̶n̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶I̶n̶q̶u̶i̶s̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Windows update

What the ...😂

Yep. This.

JS map, filter, reduce...

How do you tell your family that you are currently developing a PornSite for a Client?

*Asking for a friend*

Note: I don't have friends

Some of us were used to it

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

True story? Idk, just made me laugh

There I was, thinking I’d never be the kind of idiot who spills a cup of coffee over his laptop.

Little did I know I was eventually going to be a premium member of that club.