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"Sir, it compiles"
"Push"
"But Sir, what about debugging?"
"I said push"
"But shouldn't we..."
"PUSH THE GOD DAMN CODE"4 -
note to self: do not use super glue on your keyboard
note to self part two: do not listen to the internet and use nail polish remover to get super glue off your keyboard
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Looking at my play console and adMod data, I concluded that :
Most of the revenue generated from my app is from the users clicking in-app ads of my competitor and finally migrating.
¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
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The website i made has been hacked today.
Stored in their server.
They didnt give me an access for it.
The user account in the cms i used for updating content while building the website was revoked when the website is completed.
Now they ask me for the latest backup.
I have no backup because how the hell i do a backup when i got no access to the cpanel.
The only backup is the zip file for initial uploading into their server and the contents were added after the website is on their server.
That goddamn IT guy who wont give me any access for “securty sake” is calling me furiously asking for the backup and how to set up the stuffs from the beginning.
I thought he was the one who know his shit but i was wrong.
Fuck me?
No.
Fuck you.
But i still responding to him telling him step by step how to do shit with some swearing and sarcasm.
ALWAYS BACKUP YOUR SHITS, MATE7 -
How i listen to songs while coding:
Take a headphone, using it, start coding..., after 2 hours, damn i forgot start the music 🙄16 -
Manager: How much time would the team take to implement this new thing?
Me : Atleast 4 months
Manager: No, we do not have that much time.
Me: How much do we have?
Manager: 45 days
Me: . . . . . .
Me: Who set this deadline for a research project?
Manager: I did, I already committed to the upper management as well.
Me: *fml*
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And this people is why I have to give up on weekends occasionally!
*tries to hide pain*24 -
My life would be so much easier if I could just consistently spell lenght, I mean, lentgh, I mean length DAMN IT!11
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Started watching Silicon Valley last night and I must say damn is it addictive. S1 was complete by morning.
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When you accidentally open the emulator when you already have 7 android studio projects, 20 opera tabs ,code::blocks,u torrent, sublimetext and a word document open
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how i spend so long on this as a child i dont know, but i wouldn't change it for the world, damn this brings back memories.
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So devRant is an app I found while coming up with an idea to create a platform for developers to rant.....DAMN IT!!!6
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I HAVE THE JOB
Well I'm a bit exited sorry about that :D I'm moving to Nice. And right now I'm going to enjoy my day.
BTW it's about C++ and Cry engine. There is the work in progress : https://thearchitect-thegame.paris/...
See you :D
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Damn I hate when people ask me to stop coding just because Excel doesn't work or the Antivirus license expired, even worse my boss gets mad at me when I tell him that I'm a coder that we have tech support people, who apparently do nothing, to all the PMs and Lead Devs
Please stop telling me about the freaking deadline if you also ask me to install your stuff.
Sorry for the negativity, had to get it out12 -
Me *in my head*: Why is the damn function not working, I wrote it correctly, damn old CPUs not doing their job.
Me, 15 seconds later: oh shit, I'm not calling in anywhere6 -
I envy the developers of devrant.
They can use actual technical terms for the features without giving a damn if the user gets it or not.4 -
God damn it, i said so many times that this functionality is proof of concept and needs more investigation into technical/legal details...why the flugzeug mr account manager have you gone and emailed all your client accounts telling them we are now offering it?... why are you messaging me starting your sentence with "now that we provide..." god...damn...it4
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So I was trying to go to sleep and my phone buzzed around 11:35 and it said someone commented on one of my rants so i went and read it, checked out how high my score was. Read a few rants...then a few more...wrote some comments...maybe one or two more...its almost 1am...6
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If I hear "uh" or "uhm" one more time today, I might actually lose it, god damn fucking youtube tutorials.7
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God damn it udemy, you have courses on the fundamentals of ass wiping but I can't find a good quality c++ from scratch course
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Kill me15 -
Looking at code you wrote a long time ago and you can't figure out parts of it...leaves you like:" Damn I was a genius"1
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this happens way too often in our company
PM: did you made that change I requested?
me: yeah, its on the live server now, why?
PM: I cant see it...
me: *wtf, I specially forced the JS to reload to eliminate problems with cache* could you send me a screenshot?
PM: *sends screenshot*
me: I dont get it... I can see the changes in my browser *dev feeling intensifies* ... refresh the site and try again
PM: oh... suddenly its there, ...anyway, thanks! it looks great!
me: *facepalm*
turns out our managers just dont refresh websites, they want changes to take place immediately3 -
Damn it why is developing way more interesting at night time. Makes having a 9 - 5 really difficult4
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I fucking hate paperwork. I can't switch to the network team for probably 5 more months because it got lost somewhere. I want to put my degree use!! I'm not doing a damn thing with it at the moment 😭😭😭22
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When you set an alias for vi and completely forget about it
# alias vi=nano
God damn, I was so confused for a minute 🤦♂️21 -
I feel pretty good about myself right now. Just spent 40 minutes wasting a scammers time, and Damn it was fun 😂13
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CSS !important
always annoyed me cz I read it not important where it actually means the opposite... Damn it devs get your shit together!1 -
Writing a chat application which works through tor hidden services and nodejs, currently.
It shouldn't be considered secure at all but damn, this is a very fun challenge!4 -
As someone who uses both Windows and MacOS, it's fucking impossible to type {} or $ on the first try. EVERY DAMN TIME I DO IT WRONG!11
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Why must I always have great ideas for my projects and have the code in my head when I'm out for dinner with family and drinking, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy11
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Signed up for a coding contest that starts at 9am. I’m bad at timed code challenges, but I’ll never get better if I don’t push myself.
Woke up in a panic, thinking I’d overslept... 1.5 hours after falling asleep.
This is definitely not going to help matters. Thanks, brain.10 -
God damn it.. Yet another night lost to the exciting world of cryptography and Internet security. Why is this shit so damn interesting?5
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Went from using Slack every day at the last job, to now using Google Hangouts. It sure does it job, but damn it feels like 2013. I know.. Dumb stuff to rant about7
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It flies it fucking flies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I built a quadcompter from few ordered parts (DIY quad)
And damn its a fucking beast.
Its still tiny but damn flies like a rocket.
Waiting for bigger props and then lets race.12 -
Developers too lazy to google search/read the README.md yet too proud to admit their mistakes.
They create disasters that I need to clean up later because they took a vacation.
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Friend wanted to get into my lappy. I was so damn happy that i hid GRUB by default unless shift and added password to it yeasterday because otherwise he would get into my system. Damn the face when he realized that i secured my GRUB was priceless.12
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been solving a bug for almost 2 hours and i have just solved it by turning the incoming data into string. damn it
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For anybody looking for some damn good music while programming.
I will just leave this here:
https://youtube.com/watch/...
Disclaimer: Im not author of this but i damn like it so i want to share it with you.
Enjoy13 -
My GF found this on 9gag, though it'd be worth reposting :p
But oh damn I wish it was this easy...
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Spent the last 15 days deep into Golang and suddenly I stumbled upon Buffalo (https://github.com/gobuffalo)
Damn, it is fucking awesome.
Just wanted to share it. -
If I have to look at a file hierarchy I'd rather see it in the damn terminal.
cd + ls > double clicking, okay?
Filthy casuals :-/4 -
I never thought I'd see one of these myself...
Damn it Colombo get your act together :V
(Zara, Colombo Mall, Lisbon)
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Wohoo builded another quad yayyy it looks damn good and its not loud (weird) waiting for new 130 mm frame then i t will be fun
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"How much time would it take you to implement $some_feature ?"
DAMN IT, I hate being asked for estimates on friday. Reminds me that I have to work again on monday.5 -
I always tried not to judge people based on their location of birth/live but damn, these motherfuckers at work are making it hard.1
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Does anyone want to take this stupid exam for me? I keep missing it on practice exams by 1 question. I'm sad. I know if i gave a damn about this material, i could do it. But i don't give a damn. It's required for my current position but I'm about to switch teams in a few months and will no longer need it.26
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The laptop is getting better each day.
BIOS update installed and damn 5-10fps boost in games. mostly 5fps boost but damn skyrim somehow liked this update. DAMN nice. Getting better FPS then windows users and on wine. SUCK IT WINDOWS !!!!!!!8 -
Just installed RR as my second ROM with multirom (RR = Resurrection remix) and damn I like it so much well installed Kali nethunter on it too yayyy1
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Yay, my raspberry pi and it's projects are now on php7
Damn, Apache was the real pain in the ass with this migration, # ae2enmod php7.2 apparently is for it to decide if it will respect my sudo'n decisions😂5 -
Damn, AWS really need to hire some decent UX people. Not sure what's with this latest change, but it feels like a massive step backwards.10
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The fact people are still tryna have Android phones vs iPhone debates is retarded. Just use the got damn phone and get over yourself thinking it fucking matters.16
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Idk who demonized vim but I finally took efforts to learn it and damn it is fucking great and easy5
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Anyone here knows the fastest way dry wet pants. I just dropped some water all over my pant and it looks like I've peed myself.
DAMN IT11 -
Repairing notebook from 2009. Damn but I like I'm actually thinking about buying it from him and run Arch on it for school. 6gb of RAM ?? Wtfff for that old notebook ? I hope he sells it for a good price.7
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The past couple of days have been, like:
- I can’t focus on my side project
- I can’t bring myself to study for the AWS certification exam I’m taking next week
- I haven’t had the will to do a single code challenge
- It’s hard to write cover letters for jobs when no one has responded to a single job application I’ve done in the past couple of weeks
- Even doing things that traditionally give me joy ... bring me no joy.
Is this what burnout feels like?9 -
Why do I always work on a project intensively for 2 days, don't touch it for a week or two for reason X and then don't dare to touch it anymore.
Damn5 -
Most favorite: Intellij IDEA
Least favorite: Intellij IDEA
I mean, once Maven and stuff are set it's perfect. But, damn, configuring it on a new computer...3 -
Regular expressions. I know it's not a tool but damn me if I haven't used it like one. Especially regexr.com1
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Damn it gitpush focus when type the damn password!! I locked my self out of my server again 😭
Time to visit the portal and login 😒6 -
I was having fun, when I aliased my co worker cd="exit", he spent his whole day on fixing it and decided to install os again. damn poor :/8
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New cooler for CPU installed.
Damn it. Was long overdue, old cooler was way undersized after an CPU upgrade.
I knew it would be tricky. But damn... My motherfugging stubbornness.
*sigh*
1mm over RAM heatspreader, took a long time getting blindly the cooler fixed... Screwing blindly isn't fun.
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Just learned my company says it owns everything I think or build, whether I am on the clock or not. It was in the handbook, not the paperwork I signed, but it says I agree to it if I keep working for them. It even says I cannot show interest in something without their approval. FUCK!13
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After 18 months of failures and frustration I finally got a driving license... damn it feels good :)3
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writing a whole god damn function in one single line doesn't make it "one liner" and it DOESN'T make your code better and more readable!!!1
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i nearly had a panic attack when 3 tables contaning transactions shows empty,. then i reconnected dbeaver and it turns out it was fine,. damn my shitty internet!
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There's nothing like the fresh smell of emails on Monday morning, soooooooo fucking many random emails, actually, 2,708 fucking emails, 99.9999999% are stupid useless logs or alerts that have no meaning to me, and yet, I have to setup outlook rules to filter out this shit.
Ah, another glorious Monday 😤3 -
Dear Everyone.
There are like 8 things named "widget" (not that but just using a placeholder here for the actual name).
STOP TALKING ABOUT REFERENCING BY WIDGET BECAUSE THERE'S LIKE A BAZILLION POSSIBILITIES IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IF IT COULD MEAN ..... ANYTHING1 -
God damn it. I have not ranted enough this year. I need to ramp up my rant game. This could be my new years resolution.
Rant more!!!6 -
Ohhhhhhhh my fucking god.
I need to fix some damn commit that someone made in android.
What did he tought ?
Porting android 5.0 feature to android 8.1 is a good idea ???
I was like WTF for the first time i saw it.
The port consist of 3 patches but it throws error every time i try to compile it and well i firstly tought that it might be that my repos are outdated well it turns out they are Up to date.
So now i have 2 options:
1. Revert the damn fucking commit (Option i will probably use)
2. Finish implementing the damn feature.
Damn if you start something then fucking finish it.4 -
Do you also feel dirty when a client asks for something that completely defats the purpose of the main feature?
yet you "patch " it because "it's a big client after all" and they can't be bothered to do a simple two number addition.
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I’ve spent 2 weeks trying to simply automate logging into my damn school’s blackboard but this ducking popup won’t freaking let me access it. I’ve tried selenium. I’ve used beautifulsoup and requests. I’ve even tried a tool called mechanize with python
But I’ve now realized I simply have no damn idea what I’m doing. I’ve read and tried way too many stack overflow articles and I’m just sick of this damn popup
If I can’t figure it out by the end of the upcoming thanksgiving break I’m dropping this damn project until I learn enough to utilize the blackboard API’s. I’m a little sure those will help
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Work is requiring me to bust my ass, I am salaried, it is writing documentation, and my FUCKING LEFT EARBUD DIED!3
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"Couldn't have written it better myself"
"You might be Taylor Swift because damn you commit often"
"These commit messages are so helpful i could find my way through the Paris catacombs with them"
"Damn we might need to open-source this... How are people living without it??"
"It would be interesting to see if everyone feels as comfortable with this UI as i do"
"Doesn't matter how long this takes, just do it the way you do it." -
Chrome blocked TheGreatSuspender yesterday. All the Chrome installations got that extension removed.
My chrome:
300-400 tabs (in total): *poof*21 -
STOOOOP TELLING ME THE TABLE DOESN'T EXIST. YOU'RE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO CREATE THE DAMN TABLE NOT TELL ME IT DOESN'T EXIST! YOU FUCKING DID IT AT HOME ON MY DESKTOP SO WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Shit like this makes me want to join the #deletefacebook movement. I just want to report it and sue for emotional stress.
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Deployment can be a reason for heartache...
I deployed a website yesterday and it was a damn hustle. After changing into goodmode and typing random stuff into the console, I broke another of my websites on the same server.
Now I had two sites to deploy / repair. Damn.
After a few hours I managed to make both work. But damn, that adrenaline rush that gave me. Fuck!3 -
Damn you autobed leveling on 3D printer.
Its supposed to be fucking easy but well when you have fucked up bed then it isnt.
Fuck it im gonna upgrade to 2 rails Y axis. This is gonna make the damn bad centered and not wobble like it does now.6 -
Google, Microsoft, IBM, Qualcomm, Intel formed one team. They betrayed to the world. They are ruling the world.
I am not joking..
.
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.
.
.
Then I woke up.
Damn it :-(2 -
I fucking hate those apps/websites where you can create an account but there's no fucking way of deleting it by yourself, nor even by messaging a moderator...fuck, and it's even worse when they put you on their newsletter list and the unsubscribe doesn't do anything...Fuck
Please fellow devs, if you ever work on apps that require creating an account, provide a way to delete it too.
Ugh fuuuuuuck.11 -
Every other day, Git is the best version control ever. Today, got damn it Git, why can't it just work7
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK YOU GOOGLE, you placed a damn email about an interview in the spam box and I only realized it 2 weeks afterwards. END ME, JUST DO IT NOW3
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Thought I had a dead pixel in the center of a brand new display (<1 month). Thankfully it was just dust, but damn I was pissed.3
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Damn you hackers!
This is why it pays to hide your login page with WordPress, luckily not been hacked yet.
They are persistent if nothing else them Bots. 😱
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YOU CAN'T, POSSIBLY, BE SERIOUS WITH ME! FUCK, FUCK IT ALL!
THOSE DAMN ENGINEERS WITH A DEGREE AND ALL CAN'T PUT A FUCKING IF IN THE DAMN CODE!
I'M RESTARTING THE DAMN THING, I DON'T WANT AN UPDATE! FUCK! UPDATE THIS SHIT WHEN I HIT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON AT LEAST!
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Phone CPU on mainline now boosts up to 2.2Ghz. i have arch installed on it as one should and i must damn say im compiling mesa on it and snap its faster than i expected.8
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I get really fucking mad, when people show termux and boast about "aai yuse leenox"
Use the real god damn GNU/Linux. If it is not available for your device then PORT IT! Like i did..
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Oooooo my fucking PC.
I cant get a damn VS Code to work with Unity3D at all.
I write G and noooo it wont show the damn GameObject but just Generate. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Even MonoDevelop doesnt work properly with unity on Linux.
Any recommendations ??
Best would be if i get it to work with Atom or VScode.8 -
Just looking at the basic syntax of Kotlin gives me half a chubby. hahaha
It is just so damn simple and sexy!
https://kotlinlang.org/docs/...2 -
damn it! I must be losing my mojo.. Posting my first SO question this year.
For some reason posting to SO feels like a defeat. So embarrassing :/1 -
Need a machine for coding. Windows isn't cutting it anymore, I need a Mac. Come on Apple, drop those damn prices!8
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I just spent a whole day learning wordpress cause it's mandatory for my graduation project and I'm still not quite sure what I'm doing.
I'm proficient with HTML, CSS, Javascript and PHP enough to make the damn thing in less than a day, yet here I am strugling with the damn plugins and themes... It just looks too chaotic for me.
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Disocrd might not be the best product bot holy damn making bots for it is a good and well planned experience.5
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At first I thought, damn there is something wrong with my phone, it sounds odd.
No I think one of my ears has stopped working. :-(
Damn ageing !
Was fine last night before I went to sleep..
Maybe a reboot tonight might make it magically work fine tomorrow..
I miss stereo..
This will degrade my performance in 3D shooters if I can't figure out where that bullet which just missed me came from !
Also makes it harder to code games with sound too..13 -
Fucken clock stretching.... seriously ... if you’re gonna clock stretch me for any more than 3ms (which is still pushing it) just fucken NACK me so I know your not ready god damn.... it’s fucken i2c .... stop with the application i2c bullshit... I just want to read the fucken registers stop abstracting it put it on a god damn DMA..
clock stretching is why we can’t have nice things lol12 -
Went to Colorado to de-stress, came back with a job offer and more stress. Not sure how I feel about this, but damn it I love Colorado.
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Damn it, it's 3am and I just confused myself with my own code, and edited the wrong file AAARGH
Probably time to get some sleep...2 -
Damn few rants about mesa back a ranted about 3D printer belts and damn. Not only is my printer exact to 0.1 mm and maybe even lower but can measure that. But prints look awesome. Ok i must give it.
Tighten your belts as much as you can ! It may be pain to get it working again. But its worth it1 -
Damn it, log into PC, open Firefox, *ALL* extensions have been disabled for not meeting Firefox Standards !
FX [ Swear mode activated. ]11 -
Damn devrant just gave me a "helpful tip" but my anti-ad reflexes kicked and before I realized it was closed. Does someone knows what does it say?5
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!dev
god damn tabacco addiction is a son of a birch 😣😫 everything feels so boring and unsatisfactory without it6 -
No doubt that Idea IntelliJ is super awesome!! But I still don't understand who could people afford it? It is so damn expensive!!13
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Why use git, do it simple, send me your changes by email and I will merge it.
Why split split source code (js) into different files, use one so we will no have trouble about load order.
Use the same user account for github/gitlab/bitbucket/etc. So we will no worry to setup access permisions.
Use Dropbox/Drive for version control.
We will test the whole system until the end when all is finish.3 -
Damn, summer is here, I go to bed at dawn and wake up in the afternoon... it's strange... I don't like it. I liked going to bed when it was still dark outside and waking up to a sunset :(2
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It booted, after months of working on a god damn simulation with various BIOSs revisions and fixes, with millions of kernel builds and a million of fixes of recipes. It booted from a first try. I almost fainted :D3
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Can someone tell me why the ios expo client has alcohol tobacco and drug use in it? I get it that devs are overworked but damn. Even this app??
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FUCK! I've done this a fucking God fucking damn million fucking God fucking damn times fucking before! FUCK! FUUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK!
The best part is that someone is going be paying me once it works............................... FUUUUU K!
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So my day started well.
I come in an the DVR monitor is not working, ok lets turn it off and on, nope. Lets turn the DVR on and off, nope still nothing. Played around with the VGA cable, nope. I cant replace the cable because its hard wired into the monitor....
I grab the spare screen next to me and connect it all up and it works!
Boss tells me to throw "broken" monitor out, I say I want to test it just to make sure, connect it all up to my pc and now it fucking works!
There are days I hate technology....1 -
I hope it fucking work this time, kubernetes has been on my damn list since last summer, gave up on my 2Mbits internet so I took a scaleway server with 200mbits let's hope I get it to work this time!
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How do you remove oily keys on keyboard?
What I’ve tried so far are rub it using a pencil eraser and clean it using cotton with alcohol.
Damn. I’m having a hard time to remove it.7 -
OpenCV is like an USB port: You never have the right input format and it only works after converting the damn thing multiple times!
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Damn clients, they'll never tell you what they want.
And when you give them something, they'll point out useless "problems".
Either do it yourself, or give exact specifications -
HIT THAT MOTHER!)#%Y!)!!! BREAKPOINT!!
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God damn it, it's in Release configuration again.2 -
Alright apache2.2 with php5.6 session upload progress works, client has apache2.4 and php7 on his server...now... WHY THE HELL DON'T IT WORK. All THE DAMN REQUIREMENTS ON THE DAMN DOCS ARE THERE. Fuck i could have went to bed and made the same progress18
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Where's my Monster?! Why's it in the trash can, I swear I didn't drink it that fast. Damn you Illuminati!!!3
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That sinking feeling when you realize you’ve been running all you got commands in the wrong repo. 😐 I can fix it but DAMN IT2
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It's a process for me, I can get unstuck at any point in it.
1. skip song on pandora
2. go outside with dog and smoke a cigarette
3. work on my dotfiles
4. rewrite the damn thing1 -
Damn it!!! Fuck! That's 2 hours of my life I'm never getting back... FUCK!
{"op":"replace","path":"/spec/template/spec/containers/0/resources/limit/cpu","value":"4.0"}10 -
I've downloaded cpu-z on my phone again. Now I can go back to be obsessed with phone and battery temperature for no reason. Yay. Damn me.1
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I want my free market capitalism damn it !
https://theregister.co.uk/2020/03/...
So, where does one go to buy things that are in short supply ?3 -
just installed Pop! Os moving from Ubuntu 18.04 on my desktop. damn Ubuntu is so bloated, a lot of halt (freeze) spiking, cannot recommend it to anyone anymore.
Currently installing Proxmox on my server moving from Ubuntu 16.04 Server, recorded 4126 Hour of uptime. Damn it's gonna be a loooooong day3 -
College force us to study the ancient computer graphics method for a whole year. Its damn boring and complicated. Why should we study it..?😐3
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Happy Monday Ya'll, may your code be bug-less and JIRA unfilled.
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It just took me 5 freakin hours to get the god damn upgrade done ... just to see that I've to do it again because I didn't use the latest back up ........... fml
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Wtf JS.
It take two days that root of the problem is two char - "()".
Someone write isManageExp instead isManageExp()
maybe im too dumb about this fuckin js thing.
I go around all file to make sure the ouput is correct.
Damn js, damn damn7 -
Uhhhhh, it's do damn hot today :-P The thermometers are just lying! It says 21° but it feels like ... 51° Hope my ass won't melt down and bind me to the chair.13
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rant
Damn Google, Damn Google Play, Damn Adsense, Damn Admob...
So finaly uploaded my first app to the Playstore. took 5 minutes to make, 25 to ad an Admob module, and a day to get the ad to show...
Now I have to wait 6 hours for my new id (cause I chose the wrong kind of ad) to show and know If it will show on the App...
Luckly The App only has one download so far... mine lol4 -
god damn it No-IP, I've opted out of these email lists 10 fucking times already. this shit is so annoying.
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F'ing bugs you find months after deploy that are so big it shouldn't have been missed, yet somehow dozens of eyes missed it.
Damn code gremlins -
Dreamed about fixing an unsolvable bug in some code that made absolutely zero fucking sense and woke up with a fucking migraine.
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(colleague) Are you still using Emacs?? why don't you use Sublime instead?
(me) Because I am a PERVERT and I god damn LIKE it (being pervert & Emacs)2 -
Dating site...
Yesterday:
Search 18 to 66 age range..
Today
Only allowed to search 40 to 70 age range !
Damn it !19 -
Elsie: -Does that make it a glass half full or glass half empty type of situation?
Bernard: -We're engineers, means, the glass has been manifactured to the wrong specifications....
Gotta love Westworld :)
(Also, damn.. Do those foldable tablets they use look awesome?!)
(Src: Westworld s1 e6 around 5th minute)4 -
I was bought into emergency medical care today morning. I feel sad coz I see all these posts on binary ++ but I missed it 😭😭 damn :-(5
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When you spent 2-3 years in college to become a developer but there are apps like sololearn and udemy 😂😂😂😂😑😐
P.S. not me but damn ik it hurts
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tl;dr never heard about rubber duck debugging before devrant
i didnt worked with Yii fw in the past but we bouth a site written in Yii and i wanted to add a form but could not pass the model to the view so i went for a smoke with my roommate to think about it
"i have the view, i have the model, the action but dont know how to pass the model variable because its an existing view..."
"...it should be passed to the render function in the existing index action but thats written somewhere else, so if i could pass it there..."
"...i can write the action there and then i should pass the variable to the render function in the index action and goddamit, so thats how you do it, thanks mate!"
he stared at me like wtf? o.O
room mate debugging ftw!1 -
A colleague of mine:
God damn, my application is racist.
Me: why?
Answer: It doesn't see enough white. -
Me: Ok i could do this in a litt--- wtf, this code is a god damn abomination ... I could just sort of do the thing and leave this or ...
Also Me: Fuck down the rabbit hole I go to make this a better place than when I found it....
-sigh-
Later Me: God damn why I do dis....2 -
damn I' am such a obsessed person when it comes to coding and people. I get headaches from this obsession.
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I feel like a intern when I am a full time dev. Damn it, I need to improve. I don't wanna be a burden.1
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god damn it, your a grown ass fucking person. Why the fuck can you not be mature enough to stay on slack during business hours?! GAH!!!!!!!!4
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Well, I love react-native and how easy to build mobile app with it. but damn look at these folder sizes jeez
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Basic requirement of every Data Science college internship:
1) 2-3 years of experience... God damn it
2) Research and publications...(yeah right! in 2 years of college in which you taught me how to "work with" C on Turbo-C... I should have god damn publications... Well worked my ass on and have 2, but guess what campus internships says.. " no fucks given man", solve those damn segment tree question first then we will talk)
Its an infinite recursive while loop
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Support Ticket:
"OMG I DON"T SEE THE NEW THING YOU SAID WAS THERE!?!?!!? OH GAWD WHY WHY WHY!!!!"
setTimeout(fuckingActuallyLookThisTime(), 3600000)
"Oh never mind I found it."
God damn people, put some minimal effort in before you fire up tickets and emails or whatever.2 -
Is anybody looking forward to the new No Man's Sky update? I haven't played it in a while, but damn, it's starting to look pretty slick. 👽5
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Trying to debug my program but it only behaves correctly when I run it on debug mode not when I actually run the damn thing :/2
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Just saw the system76 thelio line.. God damn!
It may cost a shit tonne more than building your own but that case is almost worth the extra2 -
Phpref tricked me into thinking my variable has no whitespaces in it. Damn. Fix your CSS please :D Debug the debugger :D
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That feeling when you find the god damn bug after 2 hours.. however, it made me better understand my code, so thank you tiny bug❤
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It feels so damn blissful to watch YouTube on incognito mode beaches then you are watching some sit without disturbing your recommendations1
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Damn I hate ads. Ads everywhere, watching your favourite sports ads interrupts , visiting a website ads. In sites they pop up too much until it becomes personal4
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Trying to update yarn from choco.
It didn't detect npm-lts
Got BS by install npm 9.8.0
Nothing is working right now 🤦♂️
I wanna go to gym. But it's 1clock past midnight right now.
God damn it1 -
Took a day off to work on side projects, didn't wake up until 50 minutes ago. And now I don't feel motivated anymore. Damn it.3
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feeling stuck :/ for the last 3 days I'm struggling with the same problem -- how to refactor that core thingie into a sufficiently reusable abstraction...6
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Damn it's hard to alter code, on a big (side)project, that is pretty shitty... And it too big to start over.. :/
I'm just gonna run with it and rewrite the damn app piece by piece as I am writing new features..
It's by the way a project I kinda quit half a year ago or so. Now it's coming back., but better. :)1 -
That one bug that is always elusive, only happens once during development, you can't seem to reproduce it and think its fixed, and only reoccurs on production or during a demo 🤔 damn it
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Code verification
senior dev: You wrote this code yourself?
Me: Yes sir, it's clean right?
Senior Dev: Prove it
Me: Blah Blah Blah...
Senior Dev: Damn, You the realest -
VPN access expired on Monday, can't access any client systems without it. Have to wait until weekend before access can be renewed.
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Top reasons i code :-
➡ It gives wings to my idea's
➡I love it
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God damn it! I've already bumped your limits to 5x the initial value! What the fuck you you want again!! Piss of you WMI-retard-host!
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In the corporate world, how does promotion work?
Cause Im just a student here and I dont have a damn clue on how it works.11 -
Damn feeling really happy. Finally I am able to understand and make my custom workable middleware in python. It took me 3-4 days to code authorization process 😓
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Not purging my senior devs code from missing curly branches earlier. Maybe not my worst sin, but DAMN DO I REGRET IT NOW.
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I just can't find it on Google. Does someone know how a charger for this is called or where to find one. It's pretty damn urgent.
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Let people capitalize the letters they want, damn it. Don't we have enough religious persecutions in this world..4
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I was just thinking about life and stuff and damn I play too much minesweeper, IDK why I like it so much -_-5
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finally there is gonna be a miniso store in my city. took long enough, damn third world country and little city.
pretty excited about it2 -
Dear brackets...
Fix your fucking logo or whatever it is. The brackets are fine, but the fucking blue box around it pisses me off. Damn. Just get a new logo. -
When a person asks what do I do I tell them that I'm a cyber wizard.
It explains it well doesn't it ?
God damn muggles... -
On strong painkillers, read a rant, want to +1 it, but can't. Puzzle for a moment before realising it's your own damn rant!2
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Why is it so damn difficult to come up with good project ideas that’s actually useful for other people?4
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Do you have days where you are stuck on something and you tell yourself: "Damn it, I will figure this out today!"?
Yeah, I hate obscure problems too.6 -
Well the most irritating css thing is a simple BLANK SPACE that we injected somehow and how it destroys the whole freaking css style of that damn page. So you go crazy finding why that damn thing is not aligning and breaking other stuff.
Makes you wanna cry.
P.S. When something like this happens, display: table to the rescue.2 -
I found that we cannot fuck any software or something like that, but those bitches can fuck us with errors, damn it :/
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Yes, it was a single problem. And in the component, I've pointed at (and stuck to the whole triage time) 2 days ago.
2 days wasted.
Damn it!
At least I can finally have some closure for the weekend. It would be a shitty weekend if this bug wouldn't have been caught by today's EOD.
Damn it!
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Damn it, why I can't find the COBOL course by IBM?? It was supposed to go online this week in Coursera.8
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Everything looks easy in .NET MVC, but making it generate a checkbox list for you is so damn complicated.4
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Cannot figure out why my MBP slows to turtle speed every time it hits under 20% battery and fans spin up so loud and fast it sounds like a damn drone. I’ve reset the smc and everything!2
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This moment, you know ur movement mechanic in Unity works just as u want it to be. But its so damn hacky, u are afraid of refactoring, because u know.. u would break it...1
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In C# I want to use 'using' on any damn temporary object I please, but it only works with objects that implement idisposable..6
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Damn it! I just spent an hour debugging something and it was due to a copy-paste error.
Copy paste hell. Bah. -
Damn guys and girls and other human-like carbon based live beings, Windows 10 Enterprise Bloatware Free Edition is just
A W E S O M E
give it a try, it's worth it.8 -
Power to edit source code of body and make it a boxer body like Jake Gyllenhaal. Damn, that'd be amazing! 😎🤓
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Did some technology counseling company stumble upon flutter an declared it the next "hit every damn nail with it"-hammer or why does everybody here have to learn flutter?
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When you've been waiting for your domain name to transfer over to AWS for a couple days, and you're wondering why it's taking so long so you check on Route 53 and it says "We sent an email to me@you.com and we're waiting for you to approve the transfer."
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Alright, so me being a dumbass, and Acer trying to lock my computer from dual booting means I did a full factory reset... I am an idiot1
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Software Message: "you didn't change data, you don't need to save."
Damn it, how about simply writing the same data?
Or is this just user logic?2 -
Dat $15 dollar game maker humble bundle, I dont know if I will ever need it but damn it feels gud.1
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Start of the day with 2 hours of sleep since the show i am currently binging > sleep... but it is a damn good show3
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Why does it take god damn long for iOS simulator to show up first time?
I have to wait for a minute or two before I can run it.2 -
I worked for 7 hours today trying to find the bug because our BPM process wasn't working and the clients are really upset. I was pretty sure everything was correctly configured. I did around 15-20 rounds of debugging, putting and removing breakpoints in different parts of the whole project, going back to certain lines cause I might have missed a bug or maybe an error was there and I'm just not seeing it.
In the end, the only fucked up thing about it is that the table in the clients' ddbb was broken. It was considering something NULL even though it's not and the only thing I did was duplicate it and change the duplicate's name to the original name.
Those were 7 hours of wasted time, but at least I get paid for it! -
Generally dissapointed with the AC series the last few years but, I'm too hyped for Assassin's Creed Origins. It's a bad thing getting hyped, but I can't help it, damn it.
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Started Windows after a few days, I'm now using a Linux notebook more often and what happens - Yeah Updates - it is updating for hours -.- damn..
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I hate you, you stupid Omron mouse switch with your damn fookin overfragile platelet thingy that breaks when lookin at it!!!!111!!1!1
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For progress and success all you have to do is be the right person in the... holy shit, I missed it! Damn lag!
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Caching is cool. But damn it! When it comes to testing it's just a hell of a pain to search and disable every caching found to ensure the result is repeatable.
npm cache, /tmp, ~/.cache, and more, and more!
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