Docs!

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Exactly

Finally a solution tonthe long stand up calls

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

😁 = 💻

Optimising code

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

They can just buy a different name right ?

Here I present the debian cat

Dev conversations be like 🤣🤣

That's exactly how I started, am I a Machine!? ... learning Machine Learning

clients union

Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

Best advice

That's is a really sexy robot.

Mechanical Binary Counter

L.E.D. Zeppelin

GDPR done right. 😂😂

Stackoverflow.

Hear the out cry

Windows

weedX 😂😂

Truth has been spoken!

Never leave your login on a postit

Subversion should be burried so far beneath the ocean that even the oldest developer, who is so old that he can't even think about jerking off no more, because his beard is so long and thick as a curtain made of strong streams of wool, waying him done so much that his face would immediately smash down to the floor if he ever would ever again attempt to stand up, denying access to his wrinkled dick, can't find it no more.

And yet I still have to use it at my job.

Jesus, Lenovo, at least take me out to dinner first

My shower renders temperature as a boolean. 😩

A REAL Ducky for REAL Problems...

Wtf dude?