Just got asked by our JIRA admin how to add in JIRA add-ons for our self hosted version.

... if you don't know why are you admin then!?

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Found something true as 1 == 1

:)))))))

So Windows 10 is getting a 'proper command line'...

CLI > GUI

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

How it should be:
- First: solve the problem
- Second: Write your code.

How many people do:
- First: Write code
- Second: solve code problems
- Third: Adapt code with requirements
- Forth: get lost on your spaghetti code
- Sixth: make a suicide

Got a graphing calculator in high school for math class. Needed to memorize a bunch of formulas, saw you could program them in the calculator with BASIC. Sold the program to other students, profit.

When you're the only one in the company that starts early and you have to wait 2 hours until you can actually talk to someone... :(

WHY THE HELL DOESN'T THIS METHOD WORK??!11!?? Oh, I never called it yet ._.

Privacy is a legend

Me: Taking online course for programming. Think it's not that hard.

PC: Coded programm runs good like in the tutorial.

Me: Wow I can code now.

Just printed "Hello World"

Creating a new account is always fun...

"This Is My Secure Password" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed.

"ThisIsMySecurePassword" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a number

"ThisIsMySecurePassword1" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a special character

"ThisIsMySecurePassword 1" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed

"ThisIsMySecurePassword%1" <-- Sorry, the % character is not allowed

"ThisIsMySecurePassword_1" <-- Sorry, passwords must be shorter than 16 characters

"Fuck" <-- Sorry, passwords must longer than 6 characters

"Fuck_it" <-- Sorry, passwords can't contain bad language

"Password_1" <-- Accepted.

I know it's lame......But I had to

Marketing once asked if we can add functionality to the site that would disable the back and close button on a browser...yeah

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

Do we really hate management this much?

(I'm controlling myself... just caught up with a month of Dilbert.... wish I could post more but that would be spammy...)

How i start my day

You are a programmer if your dark circles are bigger than your friend circle.

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

We feel you bro...

I love these wires.

How can I work when this happens? ...

Scalability

That moment when you don't attend classes coz you already know what is been taught in the class and then you get a warning letter for low attendance... Fml

Listening to two girls argue about how thin their eyebrows are is what you deserve for forgetting your headphones at home

Random friend: "hey! What course are you studying?"

Me: "computer science engineering"

RF: "oh cool, can you install Ubuntu in my laptop?"

Me: *shoots her*

XML sucks. Why can't we just use JSON everywhere?

!rant
Has anyone made a "What does @dfox say?" joke yet?