me.children += 1;
^_^

There is a god forsaken Project Manager in my company that I got to work with since I started there. She has been there way longer than I am and she asks the most ridiculous questions. A couple days ago she wanted to know when a specific scenario occurred in an app (it was a feature she asked for, mind you). I told her "When the status is ACTIVE and the distributor is {{random distributor}}"

She stopped for a few seconds. Nodded and asked "And when does the scenario NOT occur?"

I couldn't hold it it and I barked an "are you serious right now?"

It may have come across as a bit rude and she called her superior who was passing by. Ranted a bit about my reaction and when he tried to understand the question he said to her "Isn't it obvious?"

I do believe I glowed in bright tones of green and purple for a minute or two

Why does everything "Oracle" look and feel like it comes from the 90's?!

Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

Me, Linux guy, who likes.. really likes..
Visual Studio..Code.

Visual Studio Code.

👍Well done "Tiles Corp.".

The Web developer's equivalent to, "have you turn it off and on again":

"Try clearing the cache"

My dad came with a windows laptop and asked me to convert a lot of jpg files to pdf on a usb stick (wtf?) he showed to me a tool on the laptop that convert files one by one ... and there is 58 jpg file.
Soooo I unpluged the usb key and pluged it into my linux laptop and ...

for f in *.JPG; do convert "$f" "pdf/$(basename "$f" .JPG).pdf"; done

My dad could not believe I had finished in 5 minutes

Linux Powaaaa !

Do you people know that problem, where you sit down and code for 20 minutes, and suddenly it's 4 hours later?

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

I always look at this app but never post anything because of lack of amazing Dev things happening to me. Still one of my favourite apps.

Boss: we need high precision volume control
Me: say no more...

Nothing​ is Secret Anymore.

Bus has no drivers!

Linux broken: no problem: can fix it
Windows broken: shit need to reinstall

"Coding is easy. All you need is an idea, and the rest is just typing!"

!rant
This black theme is so wonderful 😸

I am fucked.... 😫😫😫My new custom build pc is not starting up after lighting strike 😭😭 ... I had unplugged all the plugs from the socket but i forgot to unplug the wifi from the broadband cable.... So when lighting hit my building the current came through broadband cable and burned my wifi then through there it got to my pc... My motherboard, gtx1070 graphic card, ram everything is gone.... Except my hard drive and psu...

!rant

I've been doing wrong these last year, so I decided to step up my game, implementing on my work cycle:

+ Testing
+ CI

It feels fucking great. If you're not doing it, it's time.

A recursive bar walks into itself.

I do not know how new it is, cause I noticed it now... but the new homepage is beautiful!

www.devrant.io
@dfox @trogus

And this is why you do backups...
More pictures in comments.

So YouTube is busy soft launching it's new look and guess what?... It has a dark theme!

STOP👏MAKING👏ASYNC👏CALLS👏FREEZE👏THE👏GUI👏THAT👏IS👏THE👏POINT👏OF👏ASYNC👏

I spent 4 hrs today setting up an Amazon ec2 instance. I screwed up one configuration file and broke everything. Grrrrrrr.

Shit. It's the weekend and my plan is to... code more.

Anybody ever try Best Family or Betatesters.io? On the dev or consumer side?

Use MacOS...

Just had the first pull request on my repo! ❤️

Java is too verbose? Pff, noooo...

devRant, I love you.

You suggested I learn Java & Nodejs. I decided to jump straight into node & it's just great. I haven't done much, just a mini blockchain and played with packages, but I'm having a lot of fun with node.