“You’ve turned on laptop just to check if the screen works? I hope you got some time for Windows Updates”

My rant will go on

Just wondering, how many of you can actually code in assembly?

Top 5 social media platforms:

1. devRant
2. devRant
3. devRant
4. devRant
5. devRant

Let's share some home screens

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

I took part in the selections for the Italian Olympiad of Informatics. First question:
Preferred language?
1. C/C++
2. Pascal

What if I only knew Java, COBOL, or Python? It just seems like such a limiting thing, is it normal?
Does it happen in other countries too?

I found this in the "cinnamon.css" of my current theme lmao

The 5 stages of project management:

1 - the Mission:
Receive a project

2 - the Vision:
Over confidence and optimistic time estimation. Tell people how quick you can finish it.

3 - the Climax:
Adding unnecessary features. Try to be innovative. Think different. Feeling like a Rockstar.

4 - the Bargain:
Does not aware deadline is not far away. Reverse all unnecessary or impractical moomshot features. A bit stressed

5 - the Embarrassment:
Unpredicted obstacles or incidents. Late delivery or fail. Feel like a loser.

That moment when your game appears on some Formula 1 Hungarian website and your server's network transfer is gone from 10 GB left to 2 GB left in just 2 days... But still - I'm proud of myself
http://formula.hu/parc-ferme/16549

CSS is like #0A

Every teacher of every course ever:

"This will be the hardest course you've ever done"

"This will be the most fun course you've ever done"

"You will need to put in 40hrs to even get a sufficient mark"

hah! don't make me laugh!

Can't you buy avatar stickers any more? 🤔

*Going in holidays with my family *
*We where in the french state named "Creuse"*
*Decription of the town where we stayed at: more cows than inhabitants *
*No 4G, just 6Kb/s McDonald's wifi connexion*
*Me: "end my suffer"*

The Whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth

I hate how Google play always wants me to "complete my account" by adding a payment method
I don't want to okay Google? Do you understand? I guess not because you're asking me all the f***ing time!

Devrant UX: Shouldn't the ++ button be on the right side for one handed use on devices?

Ext4 filesystem corrupted at boot.
Sob!

Reading the Android source code and finding this gem here 😂

Mozilla's addon's page is down and i can't install Ghostery, error indicator, etc...

What a nice start for Firefox Quantum :(

At a mobile developer desk:

- 1 PC
- 1 Mac (for iOS Build)
- 2 Android phones and one tablet
- iPhone, iPad
- a lot of cables, too many of them

Saw this a while back and decided to take a picture of it. Now I'm glad I did. XD

Yay its me birthday!!!
Age++

On some days it feels like Apple & Google are competing to see who can ship the buggiest phones!

I suggested to my teammates that we should use WordPress.

That's it. No longer will I play rap music while I type my alert strings; I'm about to be fired.

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

I've confused the grindr logo for devRant more times than I'd like to admit

Hahaha LOL