Designer: can we put the popup at the top of the screen?

Me: You mean op top of the navigation?

Designer: Yeah.

Me: I sure can. Would be stupid to block off the site navigation with a popup, but definately possible.

Designer: Cool, let me know when done!

Me: ....

Me: I am done.

Designer: Well now I can't click on the navigation anymore.

Me: That's correct. Let me know when you want to change it again.

15yrs ago I used to quarantine viruses 😪

Now a viruse is quarantining me 😒

Image of the day

Frameworks piss me off... So many to out there that are over engineered and complicated... And achieve exactly the same fucking thing...

Oh boy its actually embarassing...

I was in a cosplay event, when I realized I only have 30 minutes till I check in for my first day in the job as a support agent.

I never had the time to change because of traffic and I was commuting so I spent the next 9 hours in side the company premises wearing a japanese schoolgirl uniform.

...I got quite everyone's attention, even the HR... ( well at least the HR just reprimanded me about that >_<)

Note to self: remember to give yourself 30 minutes more of allowance....

First programming-course at the new school.
I was pretty excited until it hit me.
This is an intro-course.
We need to use CPP, not C.
We need to use Windows.
We need to use a shitty IDE instead of editor and compiler.
Went from super excited, to fuck this shit, pretty fast

this is it!

I just found out that the company that i've just started contracting at has the entire of wordpress inside of a repo for quite a few of their sites.

Fuck me now.

Shamelessly pasting memes from one platform to other.😁

When it comes to aligning contents, why CSS always gotta embarras me in front of everyone.

Oh boy, I think I need a new pair of pants.

GitLab (!Github) have improved their ci/CD pipelines to allow you to chain jobs 🥳🤤

https://about.gitlab.com/2019/08/...

Discussing some files with manager and he sees a *. yml file and says:

"Isn't this supposed to be *. uml"

Life makes so much sense when I’m drunk! Happy friyay everyone 🍻

I’m a civil engineer working in IT and this is the view from my new office, watching the construction work every day and think did I take the right decision.

Solid improvements.

Fresh out of dropping out of uni with a real heaping of newly diagnosed depression.

Get job in the industry.

Absolute joke of a company, spiral even further.

Thus begins the saga of boom / bust and the universe / myself fucking me over just as things get good that has been the last 8 years of my life.

Maybe one day I’ll write properly about my experience of mental health, in industry, in welfare and in my family too.

Suffice it to say, anything that leads you to take a whole year out, as well as makes you question whether what you thought was your dream job is actually right for you - is, ultimately, the definition of burnout.

tl;dr - the last 8 years have been a fucking burnout episode.

You know you're a programmer when you're doing math and you write == instead of = (Am I the only one who does this?)

everytime i think of something i realize it goes like that

Math Prof.: What is the result of √-4 ?
Noobs: 2i
Geek: An Indian bread called "NaN" 😎

<3 that joke 😂

If I had a child I would name him or her "sudo" so I would be sure he/she would do what I say.
"Sudo don't touch the oven!"

Someone steals my external monitor.
me: That's my monitor
thief: No its mine. See all my desktop icons are there.
me: speechless

Old fart joke received from another old fart :) simply had to share as I am still laughing 😂

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

relatable af

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

As child: 'When I grew up and earned some money I'm gonna by a full Photoshop-Version.' 😎
Now: 'You cannot buy it fully anymore.' 😫
#ChildhoodDreamsKilledInstantly

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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