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I cant figure out, help me if you can!
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java,c,c++,php,jsp

Joined devRant on 7/9/2018

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Computer paradox: cut a folder and paste it inside it :P

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

undefined computer paradox filesystem

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I'm in love with your <body>

Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I

undefined <html> shape of you <body>

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

undefined area 51

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Explain recursion

Yeah okay

undefined meme recursion

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The most secure firewall.

undefined pun ddos attack firewall

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Unlock the rant caption @ $.5

undefined not a bug but a feature net neutrality

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Google Ad > Page Rank Lol

rant page rank lol google ads

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Google Assistant doesn't know.

rant google assistant gdpr

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Can someone explain me AI/ML/DL in traditional algorithmic way without AI jargons?

What I currently understand is that they convert the training data to numbers based on a complex black boxed mathematical algorithm and then when a new data comes in, the same conversion is done and a decision is taken based on where the the new number fits in within the geometry/graph plot of the old numbers from training. The numbers are then updated. Is this what they call AI? Nearest number/decision search?

Kindly try to avoid critic, I am having a difficult time understanding the already trending AI stuff. People say that the algo exists from long back but only now we have the compute power.

rant ai

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I'm someone who' s productive so I get things done earlier than expected, so then I get time to rest. However, when the managers see me resting, they always think that I'm "not doing my job" or "idle" or "doing nothing" so they always ask me "what are you doing?" or "you've got things to do?".
From now on I will just pretend that every f*cking easy task is worth 1 week to do.

rant

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Got me thinking..

rant

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I want to joke about my grandmother and her old computer, but I feel like the joke is too old.

joke/meme
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The real og

joke/meme

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NEVER ACCEPT to be the ONLY DEV in the company who knows the whole product!

I am in the position of being the only one who knows all modules, there are even modules I developed which no one else will be able to maintain as soon as I leave the company, which I am planning right now and this also makes me getting depressed about.

rant

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Don't put ! Everywhere

joke/meme

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From r/ProgrammerHumor
But true in the legacy codebase I’m working on...

joke/meme java codebase from hell comments fuuuuu legacy code

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*decides to make a new os*

*remembers aosp*

*goes to their website*

*searches for sources*

*downloads*

*c/c++ based*

........

I ain't know a single stuff in C/C++ except that printing a string in C is printf and cout something in C++

AHHHHHHHH

rant c language sucks life android barrier

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The inventor of autocorrect has died.

Restaurant in Peace

joke/meme

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DevRant uses *coding* and *algorithms* to humiliate ranters

random hail algo

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My cat's always with me while coding.
It's nice, he's cute.

Then he decides to wake up, and to walk on my keyboard to go away.

Code looks like hcozpxucksl,,lOs', thanks man.

Not a big deal but I wanted to share my desperation with you, thanks for the listen

rant sad story cat dev

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If Suicide Linux deletes all your files when you mistype a command, what operating system only deletes half your files when you mistype a command?

ThanOS

joke/meme suicide linux

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*Just read this somewhere*

I hate programming
I hate programming
I hate programming

It works

I love programming

joke/meme programming frustration

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Friend : Hey bro I made an awesome program which shows your future wife's name.

Me : Hey that sounds interesting, show me the source code bro !!

Friend shows the code :

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string first_name , last_name;

cout << "Enter your first name\n";
cin >> first_name ;

cout << "Enter your last name\n";
cin >> last_name ;

cout << "Your wife's name is " << "Mrs " << last_name << "\n";

}

Me : Dude you are gonna crack Google some day :P

joke/meme cpp

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Girl from Tinder: What colour do you like?

Me: #ff4081

rant color hex

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Meme intended for physics, but sometimes it also happens in progamming. I am looking at you Javascript.

Source: https://theladyscientist.tumblr.com/...

joke/meme javascript

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Programming rule 1

devrant joke programming

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I find “funny” 404 pages infuriating

rant 404 tag not found

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What have I done...

random windows xp the best os old af

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"I know HTML"

joke/meme how to make love

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Damn, guess that password is already taken.

(They meant to tell me the password didn't meet their criteria)

rant amazon aws

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