How many of you with me😂😂

git commit -m "bug fix"

Working with php👌

Every time I have to Google a method/function, that I know I have already looked up and used a million times previously.

Seeing other people's work

inspires me but also makes me doubt my skills

Don’t use frameworks or libraries, just build the same code over and over on every project. 😒

Life is a constant battle of not knowing whether I want to quit programming forever, or if I just need 8 hours sleep.

As an undergraduate junior, programming beyond basic data types is very overwhelming. Web and mobile seem great. So does ML. Open source is amazing to use but scary to contribute to. Seriously, being a programmer or even trying to be can be hard.

Angular Vs React Vs Vue for an e-commerse website?
Please, don't hold back.. :)

Torvalds doesn't give a fuck

True story tho :,)

I wish I could just disappear into a black hole when everyone around me is talking so that I can peacefully code :(

.mother {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
love: absolute;
}

Noisy collegues. Also the people who come to talk anytime.

$(this).parent().parent().next().find(..

Apparently they knew how to program in bible (partial translation of a traditional passover song below):

If He had brought us out from Egypt,
and had not carried out judgments against them
— Dayenu, it would have sufficed!
If He had carried out judgments against them,
and not against their idols
— Dayenu, it would have sufficed!
If He had destroyed their idols,
and had not smitten their first-born
— Dayenu, it would have sufficed!
If He had smitten their first-born,
and had not given us their wealth
— Dayenu, it would have sufficed!
If He had given us their wealth,
and had not split the sea for us
— Dayenu, it would have sufficed!
If He had split the sea for us,
and had not taken us through it on dry land
— Dayenu, it would have sufficed!

Can code awesomeness for my clients.
Can drive traffic to almost any website.
Can turn half-baked ideas into money for clients.
Have absolutely no game at all with the opposite sex.

Sometimes the tradeoff of being a geek sucks.

Does anyone else religiously check for updates on their mobile?

Any metalhead devs here that want to start the subgenre @angular/core?

Client: I want the best.
Me: *starts designing a complex and pretty neat website*
Client: I don't like that. I want this. *shows me website design from 1998*
Me: *cries myself to sleep*

*Late night at office*
Was rewriting my stack from angularjs 1 to angularjs 2. Got drowsy and slept.

*Wakes up and opens Hackernews*
Angularjs 4 announced.

How long was I asleep !!

Talking to girls is like interfacing with an undocumented, half-implemented API sometimes..

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

#oldbutgold

Got to grab some coffee at my job and found that mug

I hate Internet Explorer, I hate Microsoft for developing it, I hate people using it and I hate companies forcing their employees to use it 😤

Salary negotiation

Android stuck on boot when running from SD card
Source: Reddit

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

Finding my car in the parking structure is much easier at 1am.