This "double tap to ++" feature is awesome, BUT I NEED SOME KIND OF FEEDBACK 😠😠😠😂

Me: *desperately trying to finish a webpage before 5pm deadline*
Girlfriend: Why are you always so focused on your computer? You never pay attention to me.
Me: You know I have to work. Besides, you'll always be number 1 in my heart
Girlfriend: Aww that was cute. Okay I'll let you finish working
Me to me: ...arrays start at 0. *continues typing*

Disclaimer: this was stolen from /r/programmerhumor and I have no girlfriend

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

What does dfox say ?

DEV, DEV, DEV, DEV ,DEV, DEV
RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

My programming life in one sentence...

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Google vs Apple

Once upon a time...

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Pretty much sums up my life

Childhood ruined

Not a developer, but I married one <3 best part is, I get to learn devs stuff so that I can be the smarty-pants at work...

How many drones does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I'm sorry I'll go home now lol

My little daughter attached it on my laptop :-)

When my colleague asks for help when debugging, I like to start of with setting a few breakpoints.

Absolutely hate it when an app is country specific.

Looking at you Google Allo

My Dad wanted me to become a Nurse, but he was impressed when I told him I'm going to take up Computer Science since it sounds fancy hehe But til this day he doesn't remember what I do for a living so when the topic pops up in one of our conversations, I have to explain over again. My Mom tells her friends that I am a "Computer Executive", no matter how many times I correct her. 😂

Error: Missing argument exception.

haha the best reply

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

The question of life

Here is mine. #wk15 😎😎

Dance like no one else is watching. Encrypt like everyone is.

"This is a temporary solution" really means "This is a permanent solution"

My first try at 3D printing. Currently selling it on Shapeways, good thing they were celebrating and didn't have to pay for transportation. What do you think of my joke? :D

One of the many joys in a programmers life

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Finally got myself setup in my new office today, before there was three of us cramped into a tiny 3mx4m office, now only two of us in a much larger office.