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web doodler
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js, angular, html, css
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Joined devRant on 1/29/2017

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I should start on finishing the website but motivation is a must

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Got this from a recruiter:

We are looking for a **Senior Android Developer/Lead** at Philadelphia PA

Hiring Mode: Contract

Must have skills:

· 10-12 years mobile experience in developing Android applications
· Solid understanding of Android SDK on frameworks such as: UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation, Network Programming, etc.
· Good Knowledge on REST Ful API and JSON Parsing
· Good knowledge on multi-threaded environment and grand central dispatch
· Advanced object-oriented programming and knowledge of design patterns
· Ability to write clean, well-documented, object-oriented code
· Ability to work independently
· Experience with Agile Driven Development
· Up to date with the latest mobile technology and development trends
· Passion for software development- embracing every challenge with a drive to solve it
· Engaging communication skills

My response:

I am terribly sorry but I am completely not interested in working for anyone who might think that this is a job description for an Android engineer.

1. Android was released in September 2008 so finding anyone with 10 years experience now would have to be a Google engineer.
2. UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation are all iOS frameworks
3. Grand Central Dispatch is an iOS mechanism for multithreading and is not in Android
4. There are JSON parsing frameworks, no one does that by hand anymore

Please delete me from your emailing list.

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It doesn't work in IE. Fuck this shit!

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I too got one of these. So as per the convention, I am obliged to share it with you guys

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Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

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Hello world!

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Well Said , Well Said

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I'm in love with your <body>

Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I

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Moments when you give wrong estimate and then have to sit up all night.
Fuck estimates. I will never get them right.

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SO GUESS WHAT

IF YOUR SHITTY WIFI CRAPS OUT DURING A VISUAL STUDIO UPDATE, VISUAL STUDIO FUCKING COMMITS SUICIDE

MICROSOFT CAN SUCK A BIG, VEINY COCK. IM SO DONE WITH THEIR SENSITIVE, CONVOLUTED, SLOW IDE.

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A tutorial video from 2 months ago is now deprecated due to a new version? Wut!?

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Spent 30 fucking minutes today trying to figure out why my grunt build was getting stuck.. The reason? An extra fucking < in a html file, the minifier freaked out over it.

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saying "WWW" takes longer to say than just saying "World Wide Web"

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My friend called me for help with her CSS. I was like no problem go to Teamviewer.com and install that software. 10 mins later she called saying teamviewer didn't fix her code. I'm done!

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Weak code

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! Rant
My poor dev set up v2.

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4.04 - Happy Web developers day.

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My first job was at a web agency. Non tech background, trying to transition into tech through frontend. Month 1: graphic designer, month 2: CSS guy, month 3: UI guy, month 4: in the frontend team doing react, month 7: leading the team, also doing some rails backend, month 9: full stack, month 11: leading web team.

How? Everyone else in the dev team left at month 7 lol. Literally thrown into the middle of the rainforest, fighting bugs by myself. But became so good at debugging and learning on the spot. Left at month 12 for a better job.

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This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

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Just finished writing a script with all the classes and variables named after the characters from Sherlock Holmes. I regret nothing.

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Fuck human bodies, I want to live in the cloud...

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I drunk better when I'm code

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When the API is not documented.

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The fucking JavaScript fatigue is real.

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My sticker ripped, and it became Canadian

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yes. :)

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-The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve
-Yes, it was an apple
-But with an extremely limited memory
-Just one byte
-Then everything crashed

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Client: I want the best.
Me: *starts designing a complex and pretty neat website*
Client: I don't like that. I want this. *shows me website design from 1998*
Me: *cries myself to sleep*

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Yomamma... 😎

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Your fucking single page whatever the fuck app doesn't need React! Stop overcomplicating everything and getting distracted by shinny new frameworks, just focus on solving the problem!

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