Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

Best ice machine ever

Code reuse.

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

To the cunt who named himself "Uncaught ReferenceError: username is not defined":
Sincerely, fuck you.

Me: *Opens GitHub issue*

Maintainer: "it's a known issue"

# issue closed

idk why people keep saying Chrome hogs up all the memory
i have 16gb of RAM and it just takes 14gb

Fuck today was weird.

Today I received almost half a million on my bank account. 😯

Someone changed the ancient cryptic billing system. My user account at work has id 32 in the database, and the dev referenced the size of the creditor id instead of the of the value of the ids itself, and they're u32 ints... So ALL the money moving through our platform was accidentally transferred to my associated bank account.

For all the unit tests we have, this bug tumbled right through.

And no one at finances thought a transfer that big, to a backend dev they know by name, was suspicious — with almost no money going to other creditors...

That worries me a bit. The fact that this shit can happen, even at high test coverage, just because someone mindlessly did a wrong autocomplete or something.

Of course I will send it back... after two weeks and a few hundred € of interest.

My company just blocked devRant ip...

Well, now I need to use my own mobile data to procrastinate

*Dev in his 40's from our counter-part office.

Me: Here's my SSH keys.

Dev: What's this?

Me: SSH keys. Give me access to the repository.

Dev: We don't use any version control here. Let's just use FTP or Remote Desktop and just download the codes.

"We're letting you go"

"Oh, why?"

"Well we gave you a laptop to work on for a reason, we expected you to take it home and have passion for your work"

"..."

Could've saved me a lot of time if they had told me from the start that they just wanted free labor

De-google your life

Search:
-qwant
-startpage
-searx
-duck duck go look up the founder
-yandex (putin botnet)

Mail
-cock.li
-ProtonMail
-Posteo
-Tutanota
-your own

Browsers
-https://kek.gg/i/3g2z6d.png (superior list)
-https://kek.gg/i/67YQQx.jpg (for furfags)
-https://wiki.installgentoo.com/inde...
/Web_browsers

Collaborative documents
-quip
-turtl
-ether pad (eg: notes.typo3.org or etherpad.net)
-microsoft office online (lol)

Image Upload/Edit
-kek.gg

Video sharing
-hooktube
-bitchute.com
-vid.me
-dtube.video

Social
-gnu social (for freedom loving patriots)
-mastodon (for proprietary loving gook pedos and sjws)
-gab.ai
-minds
-diaspora

Image Upload/Edit
-kek.gg

Google CDN avoidance
-Decentraleyes

Ad and script blocking
-uBlock Origin

Share links without gibbing clicks
-archive.is

Android
-droid-break.info

How to hosts file (lol, just block google bro):
-https://archive.is/gBJ8i

Reading:
-https://wiki.installgentoo.com/inde...
/Anonymizing_yourself#Fingerprinting
-https://wiki.installgentoo.com/inde...
/Firefox#Notable_add-ons
-https://panopticlick.eff.org

Settings done right!

Great😅😂

Burned it 🔥

D: “Did the attackers exfiltrate any data?”

M: “I can’t say for sure, but most likely based on—”

D: “—but did you find any undeniable evidence of it?”

M: “Keep in mind that the absence of evidence isn’t necessarily evidence of absence. There was very limited logging to begin with and the attacker erased artifacts and logs.”

D: “If there’s no evidence, then there was no exfiltration.”

M: “If a business doesn’t have cameras on its front door and then gets robbed, it can’t claim there was no robbery just because they didn’t video-record it.”

D: “That’s a poor analogy. Nothing’s missing here. I couldn’t care less if a robber made a *copy* of my money. That isn’t robbery.”

M: “... If the Titanic really hit an iceberg, then how come no pieces of an iceberg were ever found in the wreckage?”

Mate got fired for expressing his opinion. Quit the next day :).

Filling a form :

Normal Person
Name: Jim Jennings
Comment: Nice Post

Developer
Name: asfsafsadsa
Comment: asfsafsadsa dsad sdfs fa

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

Does anyone else have a mini heart attack when you touch your pockets and can't feel your phone for a second?