I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

How many commits do u guys do on a daily basis

Who else faces this?😂

You are no match!

He is looking at you all the time

When you start a course project and everyone agrees on using Dropbox for the code cause "it is easier than git"

"Hi, how are you?"
"Hi, how are you?"

The two separate individuals continue walking past each other in opposite directions. Zero information exchanged.

I hate small talk.

Am I the only one who frequently forgets to hit the insert key again when I'm done with it and then go and accidentally overwrite some other stuff unintentionally?

I wonder if they have speech to text for code.

Var cars equals left bracket quote Saab quote comma quote Volvo quote comma quote BMW quote right bracket semi-colon

I guess that you could say that things are getting pretty serious...

I just woke up and found out that I was using my laptop as a pillow. S2

Today I realized that compilers are children, and must be treated as such. Generally, you might tend to expect a language to follow the same rules consistently, but oh how wrong you are, my sweet summer child.

I have a framework that I've been reusing across several personal Unity3d projects for a while, and all was well. This week, I was tasked with creating a PoC that combines a web app with Unity WebGL for data visualization. My framework has a ton of useful stuff helped me create the PoC very quickly, and all was well.

Come 3 days ago and there's one last piece that isn't working for some reason. It almost appears that this one bit of code isn't executing at all. Today, after countless hours of swearing at the computer and banging my head against the wall, I realized that the WebGL compiler has a different implementation for the method that checks assignability of types. An implementation that has different rules than everything else. An implementation that has no documentation about this discrepancy anywhere. I have no words.

tl;dr: The language changed the rules on me. Fuck me right?

Best sources to learn c++? Anyone?

Some modern conveniences may actually be inconveniences when one considers the propensity they have to slant us as adaptive beings.

Can someone suggest me ways to tips to improve competitive coding

Wait...sooooo...Wolf of Wall Street was about telemarketers?

When you work with statisticians and their idea of software development involves 1000loc long imperative scripts

Rhea Chakraborty Asking For Credit Card

Hey guys I'm struggling with this error in django
django.db.migrations.exceptions.NodeNotFoundError: Migration recommendations.0001_initial dependencies reference nonexistent parent node
Can someone please help me

Facebook => devRant
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Youtube => ????????

just got Java templates for an assignment. the lecturer uses both newline before "{" and tabs for indentation...

Quick question.

I feel like I'm quickly developing a Bitcoin addiction. I've figured out how to backup my wallet to 'The cloud's by saving a file to Google drive in case I lose or spike my phone. Tested it out, it works. Got like 98% faith that the crypto is safe as far as not being able to access it like the dogecoin that's sitting on a phone that I still need to repair the screen of. First it was 20$, then 40$ in the BTC ATM. Felt like magic.

My question is:. Is you're opinion of me stupid?