Looking through a former developer's drive for their projects folder is kind of like a treasure hunt, only you don't get something good at the end of it usually.

Especially when there's a good reason they're a "former" developer.

Non-standard locations.
Behold, latest deployed code changes are uncommitted.

Alcohol, please save me.

My girlfriend has these :D
(called Code:Deck - available here https://varianto25.com/playing-card...)

They just bought 2 fucking 23" extra monitors for every developer in my org.
FEELS GOOD MAN

Devvin' on airport wifi 🤗 killing time

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Quality code I made, as always

Why always 9? Feeling sad with Office 2009 and two others

Bus has no drivers!

When you accidentally merged two git branches of different repositories.

"heh, I'm gonna instal this package".
Installs in 10 seconds.

"wow, this status bar looks cool..."
Installs in a split second.

"just one apt install before going to this really important seminar."

It takes almost half an hour to download and another half to install.

Aptitude fucking reads your thoughts...

I just spent 3 HOURS(!!!) on coding a program that simply DRAWS A HILLS LANDSCAPE and this is what I got. 3h of wasted time.

Reinstalling arch. I broke it while grading homework. Sad. Also worried my phone is going to ring and I'm going to not have my laptop ready.

Website: "your ad blocker's on, consider adding us to your white list..."
Me: *inspect element*
Me: *Delete modal*
*Insert montage of me hacking into the mainframe for dramatic purposes*

I'm in. 😎

Why is it so damn difficult to come up with good project ideas that’s actually useful for other people?

Yeah all these js files for one static page, hardly one or two functions are getting called.

Hot fix of a production bug!

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

"Join GitHub"
"I'm not gonna join some sketchy, off brand porn site" - friend

Something like that..

I finished a double major IT and computer science as a minor.
Am trying my best to find a job in programming to be specific mobile apps dev
and am failing miserably
Can you please tell me what's needed and what i should enhance to get accepted

I will suicide bomb to kill WordPress.

devRant terminal client.

Currently it can display rants, comments and images and avatars are
converted to ascii images just for fun. [more details]

Like I said, teamwork is my top priority.

As I stated in a previous rant, I was finally able to run a linux desktop enviroment in the wsl in my laptop. Configuring it has been my adiction, and since then, I've put my projects aside to customize it. Here are the results.

Unfortunately I can't make i3gaps work, but this is fine too.

*Me trying to flirt with her*

Me: "Programming turns me 1."

She: "JavaScript turns me true."

Guess who spent whole day searching some good js tutorials on web today ??

!rant
!!success

Finally, my project is done!

(and apart from UI/UX polish and some rewording by marketing, everything is finished! Wooo!)

Now for the fun part of the project... 😭

No. Just no.

Turns out you can shop and improve your development skills

The real truth.

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.