No, thank you, you nice little app. If you wanted to call someone to find out the weather, I think I can do it myself.

A sys admin in his natural environment.

Fuck, SoundCloud got burned in into my display...

Welp, guess I'll just wait for the mandrill-really-maintained-for-real package.

Me : "Hey, I can't find the comments.js file, do you know where it is stored?"
Co-worker : "Yep, look in the CSS folder"
Me : "OK, thanks!"

5 seconds later..

Me : "Wait, what?"

I wonder when people will realize we wear headphones because we don't want to talk to them.

Having headphones on sure doesn't stop some asshat from trying to talk to me

Boss bought nerf guns for us... Some already distributed...

Python language is lit

Who else has troubles in relationship? It can’t be just me!

I'm sure sudo will solve everything LOL

My cat is looking at me like he's doing an untested deployment on a friday at 5.

Contributor badge 👍

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

He is going places.

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

CSS never disappoints 😆

Are youtubers aware that lowercase letters exist?

Please google, stop the recaptcha madness...I'm sitting here for 30 minutes, clicking on road signs

customer who didn't paid for 3 months: why is our server down?

me: server?. what server?.

I can relate..

😢 ..damn true...

Just earned enough points to be able to comment on StackOverflow......I feel like crying....

password - password

Reals devs

When you graduate from coding bootcamp

diff is ....

Coding for the Lazy 😬

Admin: "Wait, I noticed unusual traffic."

Me: "What is it?"

Admin: "Looks like we have a bot here."

Me: "A bot? Didn't know we are so popular."

Admin: "It makes constantly login requests through our API, it already surpassed 600.000! I will ban it right away."

Me: "wait, that just sounds like my bot.."

Admin: "DUDE, WTF? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

When there is bug, you don't know of, it can end up quite embarrassing.

Outrageous!!!

AI in a nutshell

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