Life is too short to "Remove usb safely"

No, thank you.😆

Not my mom, but my girlfriends grandmother. I told her that I am a software developer, a guy who makes the programs which run on computers.

She became really excited about that, because finally she found someone to repair her 40-year-old radio. I told her that I have no fucking idea about radios, but she did not want to hear that. So I looked at the case, randomly pushed some buttons and again told her, that I could not find the broken part, let alone repair it. But she didn't listen and told me to open the case and look inside.

Sighingly I opened the radio, looked at the inner parts and told her once more, that I don't know anything about this stuff. She told me to look more closely. About to lose my mind about this pointless task, I finally told her, that "the transistor" is the problem and that the best thing she could do is to throw it away and buy a new radio. She was happy with that answer.

This man explaining equals in JavaScript deserves a reward

- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

Standards, why follow them?

It's a merge conflict

Respect ++

Uhh... That's cool! Someone hacked the public website for Dublin's tram system...

Hyperlinks with JavaScript

😂😂😂

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

Just No.

Log files ...

Got this glow-in-a-dark sticker.
I finally got a real reason to use Nginx

evolution...

We all have that experience

Well this is getting out of hands

Wanted to share this!

Pixel 3 just thermal throttled while watching yt xd

😂😂😂😂

Never underestimate engineers XD

Coders life be like...😁

😂😂😂

Simple flowchart XD

Jeff Bezos' wife is divorcing him.

And just like that, she's worth more than I could ever dream of being worth. Holy fuck.

Once I became a programmer I joined the dark side
Everything I use is in dark theme.

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

Unicode on a cup of joe