Well yeah. He is right!

#truestory

Reading Medium articles usually leaves me with more doubts than answers.

Elon Musk is no longer buying Twitter because he realized he can get it for free in the App Store

Stressed... It's ok let me cook some curry.

Settings.xml != settings.xml🥲🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿

Fucking hell!

CSS - Causing Severe Stress 😵

How do you pronounce SQL?

1 s q l
2 sequel
3 squirrel

Clients be like...

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

No lie found

Oh, great

Me always...

Crazy story ...
And it have happened in my company actually

Recruiter Email: We need experience in Doker!

Dev: I could potentially be interested, what is this new technology? I've never heard of Doker!

Recruiter: It's not super new, it's the traditional Doker! You know, good ol' Doker!

Dev: Like Poker? Or Joker? 🤡

Recruiter: What?

Dev: What?

Been watching Moon Knight recently and just can't get this meme out of my head.

To the left, a conventional circuit board design done by a human. To the right, a design done by TopoR, a software that designs circuits automatically.

It looks absolutely alien, yet beautiful. It doesn't care about how it looks, it doesn't care about angles and alignment. It only cares about efficiency and designs every connection to be as short as possible. It can even account for electric interference.

Humans just cannot compete.

Answers to any questions about Git on Stackoverflow:

8===D - - - --- - (O )

Struggle is real

Client: When will you give me an update on this feature

Me: In two weeks

Client: okay that’s fine

Client proceeds to call me everyday asking me for an update🤨🤨

Fuck you sir.

2 leetcode hard questions in 60 mins. That's what I faced in few company interviews. Trust me, if that's the expectation you're having from candidate, you're looking for a leetcode monkey but not a software engineer!

To the interviewers who have such unrealistic expectations, please change your mindset. It's literally impossible to come up with optimal solutions to 2 leetcode hards in 60 mins if I haven't solved those problems before! It just becomes a memorization game not a problem solving round!!!

:)

I agree with everything you say, German man.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

trying to sleep at 4 am, and my brain: https://youtu.be/-UYgORr5Qhg

If you are looking for a job. Just post on linkedin a picture of you with few children, make sure there is a blueyellow flag on it as well, and say that you are looking for a job. You will have hundreds of offers.

*sad dev noises*

Never write at the limit of your talents! Remember: debugging is always twice as hard as writing code. And if you write as cleverly as you can, you won't be able to debug it anymore.🧠

Mom : My washing machine is not working.
Please fix it.
Me : I am a computer engineer.
Mom : You are an engineer though.
Me : That's not how it works.
.
.
.
2 hours and many YouTube tutorials later
Me : It's done.
Mom : Didn't I tell you you can do it.