found this gem at a local thrift

Pro tip: If you are a junior, or senior but new at the company, don't start your conversations with:

"We're doing X wrong. At my previous company we did / at school I learned /in this book I read / according to this talk I watched, the right way to do X is ..."

Instead try:

"I'm curious why were doing X this way. I'm used to doing it differently."

I love flat-hierarchy teams, and people who think about flaws in procedures and proactively try to improve the tools we use are awesome, but the next kid walking up to me yelling we use git flow "wrong" will be smacked in the face with a keyboard.

If you come to me with curiosity and an open mind, I'll explain, and even return the favor by behaving the same way when I'm baffled by your seemingly retarded implementations.

Maybe we can learn from each other, maybe discover that "how I learned it" is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

But let's start with some social skills, not kicking off into every debate with a stretched leg and a red face.

To the people who have been fired at a job. What were the reasons you were fired? Was it because you couldn't finish something or other reasons?

I didn't even know it existed xD

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Why did I laugh at this for six solid minutes omg I’m at work

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

Ok......

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

My manager doesn't get it.

It could as well be windows..

Or steam..

Or dota..

Or whatsapp for android..

Hugs and kisses❌
Bugs and fixes✔️

I have 2 mom's so here are their contacts in my phone.

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Debugging explained

Your branch isn't as good as you think it is

Boss: Every day is a new opportunity to start fresh
Me: Can we start over this project because I fucked it up and I don't want to clean it
Boss: No

The day has come. Finally purchased Sublime Text :)

A nice application...

I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...

Why? Juuuust Why

Haha am Eager to see this.

I guess she was fluent in C#

Python: let me manage those packages for you.

Node: here's the whole post office. You're welcome.

c: Write the packages yourself.

Luarocks: What the fuck is a package

Git spoons , forks and knife and plate also available 😂😂😂😂🙌

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

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