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This is Alice.
Alice ++'ed my post about shitty internet.
Be like Alice.

What a horrible feeling when you pin a shortcut to taskbar then launch it and you find yourself with two icons on the taskbar.

Do you guys also go full blind when some retard shows you his screen with full brightness and no dark theme?

Little love after hours of work but shit lies better than my mom now 😂

Crack the Code!

Wait, are you sure that's what unlocked means? Ok, never mind!

Stack overflow is really gold sometimes!

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

Ok so 10 yrs ago:-

Professor: Make this web front-end with blah blah blah pages.

*I create the thing and submit it*

<Next lecture i come in class and the projector is showing my website>

<I get excited that im bout to be praised for my work infront of whole class>

<I grab a seat>

Professor: I had high hopes from you. I did not expect PLAGRISM from YOU.

Me: Wwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaat the faaaaaaaaaaaaq??? Where is it which part????

Professor: Ive seen "lorem Ispem" before somewhere else. This is fucking plagrism.

<I sat 15 mins in disbelief>
<Got out of class>
<Dropped out of the course>

Devrant mentioned in our Databases course! 😱

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

Just leaving this here

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

Developing apps for developers

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

The woman who helped develop software for the Apollo 11 was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.

Happiness

Yeah no

The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work:

20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don't work:

1. "It works on my machine."

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

unlimited

welcome to hogwarts

Nice try

Makes sense now

Never forget 😂

This makes me consider changing career paths.