Group projects make me realise why Batman works alone.

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

Fcknlol!

Only in computer science you'll find that root is on the top of the tree and that parent may kill it's child after its function is no longer needed.

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

Me right there

Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

This is way too true.

About Brexit.

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

When you love your job and team but you watch all your friends get stress balls and stickers

Can I get a ++ from all the lady developers on this app or from anyone who supports women in STEM? Signed, a fellow female engineer

HTML + CSS

when a 'tabs' guy's girl says that she needs some space! 😂

Wonder what will be alcohol for Artificial Intelligence if it ever became conscious like us

Ive been working on the same project for over a year now and the client is still asking for more features.

Meanwhile the whole industry is passig me by.

Devrant is the only social platform made to recognise the world's hidden heroes, us.

Once a PM, always a PM.

>World War 3 outside
>Calls boss
Me: Can't come into work today, I died
Boss: This is going against your monthly performance review.

Me: "when do you need this for?"
Them: "yesterday!hahahahahahhah"
Me: " :| Never heard that one before"

Shouldn't it be ++ instead of +1? :D

True story

How priorities work #1

High priority : Client request to change button color to red
Low priority : improvement that will boost product's speed and robustness

When you get a mail from a recruiter for a Java job, because you have JavaScript on your LinkedIn and it's obviously the same...

When you are a mobile developer and your company cant afford more Android devices, so you use your own Android device for testing and then they don't give you wifi access

FUCK :|