Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Oh yes I know how it feels.

Waiting to see if anyone notices

Just found someone's made a YouTube series of tutorials for my software! My lack of motivation just disappeared 😁

I'm a freelance web developer and I'm only 16 years old, coding since 5 years! Go for your goals, you can do it!

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

Settings done right!

CSS IRL

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Straight in dem feels

Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

Stupidest client ever:
I once had a client that requested me a new website, all went well and get paid.
After a month our two, he called and requested a change on basically all pages. I sent him a estimate of 2h, he approved, signed a contract and I've made the changes. He never paid me that changes. After 2 months ignoring my calls and emails I've rollback to the pre-changes website. He called me anything you can think off and that I would be sorry for done that... I was like... WTF??
- Pay me and I'll put the changes online.
He replied:
- you will be sorry. See you in court.
We went to court because of FUCKING 200€...
Court decision? The client was obligated to pay me the 200€ and all the court expenses...

Code reuse.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

"I won't need math to make games!"

I accidentally sent my bachelor thesis to the 3D-printer. It printed a big peace of shit.

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

When you prove its a hardware probelm

The best thing about boolean is that even if you are wrong, you are only wrong by a bit.

My boyfriend.

He's an amazing software developer, has a few more years of experience with me, and because he's not a colleague, I feel comfortable asking him dumb questions. Combined with his patience and willingness to explain things very thoroughly, it's helped my post college learning immensely.

I love that I can cook him dinner, and then go to him with a code smell that I found at work, and spend the meal discussing ways to make cleaner code. I'm not sure who the real winner is in that situation. Probably my employer, haha.

I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

I got my reward stress ball about a week ago, but it vanished within minutes of opening the package 😧

Today I found out who had taken it.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

But that is my email....

IT department created a risk assessment system and asked us to fill out the form.

I found that the form is vulnerable to XSS and possibly SQL injection so I told them and their response was:

"Oh, shit. Please don't tell anyone!"

Of course, it never get fixed :/

Have you ever heard of Jake Weary?

(src: https://facebook.com/UniversityOfMe...)

Too true, too true...