Oh sh*t

Welcome to computers, where:

'9' == 57,
10 == 2,
OCT 31 == DEC 25,
And = is not ==

When you're just coding away in some Coffee Shop and some random guy/girl asks you

"are you trying to hack the wifi" smh

I want to make a worm that recognizes when the user is using headphones and occasionally play a silent footstep sound behind them.

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

It changed my life, really. 😁

Well yeah. He is right!

Remembering last year tweet...
https://twitter.com/ajlobster/...

Today is the best day of my life!
My girlfriend asked me to install on her computer Linux becouse she got suck with windows.

I'm waiting for the wedding day.

Colleague: OOP is so elegant, isn't it? *Stares at me with a greedy smile*

Me: ?

Colleague: look how classy it gets!

Kms

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

Github: porn starred...

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

!Rant
Finally I'm having my vacation. Goodbye mother fucking legacy system. Hello pet projects and gaming. God, have mercy on the lost souls at work ;)

Anyone else feels Silicon Valley is slowly dying? :(
This season ended too soon with very little to offer. No suspense. Less humour than expected and stretched events.

Hopefully next year is better.

Oooohhhh how times have changed

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

You wish you had these skills (oc)

I don't know what to write for this. 😂

import java.util.Exception;
try {
public class A {
public static void main(String args[]) {
new Exception();
}
}
}
catch(Exception e) {
System.out.println("Got you BITCH");
}

😂😂😂

Time to hide

Because you can't improve on perfection

Epic !!

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

Sounds right...

Python thug life

What does dfox say ?

DEV, DEV, DEV, DEV ,DEV, DEV
RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

Since alot coworkers asked me:
(windows 10)
Press win+tab, klick the "add desktop" thing in the bottom right corner, add as much Desktops as u like. Now change them very smooth with strg+win and <- or ->.

Move windows with the win+tab thing to other desks

I tried multi Desktop for years on linux and with 3rd party tools on windows. It never worked well, was unsexy and bugged or programms could not handle it.

The win10 stuff is the firsr really cool working multi Desktop thing. I still even use it with 2 or 3 monitor setups. I hate to minimize and maximize programms. Usually i got a Desktop to code one for doc, one for Test runs and one for administrative stuff (Outlook, reddit, 9gag).

Try it, you will hate it when you then need to work without it =}

I think I kinda messed up with Nyan Cat..