Imagine looking back on your code 😂

Say it. Just say it

Everybody needs a friend

Who brought the idea of using semicolon to represent the end of expression

Do you think God as a developer, who is an introvert and is depressed

I wish you luck 😂

ChatGPT talks too much. You ask one simple question, it starts to write down textbook for you to read.
Seriously dude I think you just need a yes or no answer better still give me an answer in not more than 20 words.
Another thing, I think the reason why they did not give this ai a voice is because of wokeness.
If it is a male feminist will rise, if it is female most countries would not adapt it and feminist will also talk.
I love this AI. I just accomplished a task for 5 that would have taken me at least 2 days to complete.

Even the AI is woke

I have been using android studio for almost 3 years now, and I think I only use 0.00342 of the features

So God created a computer and told Adam not to create an storage for the computer.
Adam wanted to test God, and gave a byte to the computer. And now the computer is crashed.
The whole world is paying for it.

I didn't know devrant was an open source. I was just exploring my settings when I discovered this. Does devrant receive PR, I was thinking of giving so much fork. 😁😂😂

Someone should give me a Christmas gift by giving me a remote project to work on that will get me paid.
I am a kotlin and python DEVELOPER. "I could work on Android apps and web backend"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS"

I have finally done a crash course on ChatGPT. And what I discovered was that, it is basically Google with straight forward answers. It is a handy tool to use and get familiar with.

Have you ever thought to yourself! Which project did I write that incredible important function. I could really save myself from YouTube and stack overflow right now

Don't forget to drop yours

If it does not crash your code, it is a feature

This month is finally over

Any Kotlin or Java developer that knows how to delete files from SD-card in mobile devices. I have been battling this for over a week now

Python developer's
📁 Project
L📄main.py

JavaScript developer's
📁 Project
L📄 index.html
L📄 index.js
L📄 style.css

Don't use freemarker templating. Use mustache templating.
Life is good

How do you deal with stressful situation as a developer
1. Biting your fingers
2. Pulling your hair
3. Grinding your teeth
4. Scratching your body
5. Eating
6. Not eating
7. Play games
8. Sleep
9. W.W.W
10. Sexual pleasure

Debugging codes

Inheritance

I just noticed something, I wanted to test out flutter so I decided to make a basic Todo application.
I made a Todo app with flutter and Kotlin and what I discovered was that. Flutter apps are very large.
A Kotlin Todo app had a size of less than 25mb while a Flutter Todo app had 60mb. And I didn't use too much design.

Programming 101

Hello ranters, how do I set my requirements so that when my repository is cloned it automatically install and download the right chromedriver for the chrome browser in the host desktop

Imagine that I have written 1000 lines of code and imported many libraries. Sometimes I get confused when trying to use a name I defined earlier. In my mind is this name a class or a method, is it a local or global variable, is this a constant. So I came up with a way and it totally works, although my ide complains, but who cares, I use it anyway.
I use PascalCase for class.
camelCase for methods.
snake_case or lowercase for global variables.
kebab-case I don't use this
UPPER_CASE for constants
snake_caseL or lowercaseL with a capital letter L at the ending for local variable.
I hope this is helpful 😊🤔

I contributed to my first open source project on GitHub. It is so much better and fun to do. Why have I not been doing this since 🤔😊😁

I am so 😢🤒😡 right now. I applied for a remote job, so they gave me an assessment and the language was c++. The funny thing is that c++ was not in my resume.
So I decided to explore c++. "I don't know what the fuss is, C++ is not so hard". It was very easy for me to grasp. It took me two days to understand it.
Then I did one of those online test and I scored 58/60.
Now I went back to take the assessment test on C++ but lo and behold the assessment is now on Rest API.
But Rest API is also not on my resume. They are not assessing me on my strengths like Java or kotlin or python or my my lesser strengths like C# or JavaScript.

When I have a project in my mind I want to start