What the hell am I searching on Google?

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

Nicely explained 😂

Canadian Issues

GitHub is down. House about to be flooded by a hurricane. Data Centers about to be flooded by a hurricane. Dentist appointment today. ... you know what's going well for me today? Coffee. I have a fucking cup of coffee.

"Minimalism is not a lack of something. It’s simply the perfect amount of something." - Nicholas Burroughs

"Is my presence still required?"

5 magic words which serve as a free escape out of every endless meeting, while telling your boss how ambitious you are, and your coworkers that their tangential discussions are boring as fuck.

Still one of my favorite stackexchange question.

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

True that~~

- Why did this rm command take 2 seconds?
- OH FUCK....

Hmm... 🤔

A sys admin in his natural environment.

Recursion 😃

Nope.. Not doing that.

Sleeplessness !

When developers write to santa

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

I almost died crossing the street today.
I saw all the code i ever wrote pass before my eyes.

Who is capable of?

When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Turns out Spotify desktop shows a lightsaber as the seek bar when you play this

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

What if I start coding in Comic Sans?

YouTube TV changelog:

Dude comes for an interview for a mobile position - one of the first things he says is "Adobe is killing Flash, don't know why, big mistake."

I FUCKING MADE IT GUYS! I JUST PASSED THE HARDEST COURSE AT UNIVERSITY WHICH IS ABOUT DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS! I DRAGGED THIS WITH ME A WHOLE YEAR AND I JUST GOT THE NOTIFICATION THAT I MADE IT. I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY GUYS I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!

And it ran forever