Devrant

** mike drop **

P.S. I'm sorry 😂. I love devrant.

On a serious note, most developers really don’t code complex algorithms all the time. The bar for interviews is way too high— to the point that most people get discouraged from pursuing a career in IT.

iot is fun 😂

All devs should relate 😅

Shrank the size a logo from 794kb to 5,27kb.
This was purely done to push my ego.

Java begets JavaScript

My internship is extremely boring, I've worked at a company for four days and I've only had 2 tasks which took about 15 minutes each! What should I do tomorrow?

Let's appreciate her contribution to the image processing field.

Twitter doing test on production... Interesting. At least it worked 😂

PM has decided to learn linux. Today he asked me if "downloading" linux would make it so he can't use windows anymore.
I ended up sending him a link on how to use the ubuntu shell on windows. Then about half an hour later he asked me why he couldn't type to enter his password. This should be fun...

CORS is the most annoying shit ever seen...

Leaning go. I like it. Any thoughts?

Just saw this in the code I'm reviewing:

function encryptOTP(otp){
var enc = MD5(otp);
return enc;
}

Going grocery shopping at 3 am since you can't sleep >>

List of things that my fucking corporate proxy blocks

* Maven
* The NPM registry
* Github

List of things that aren't blocked

* Google drive
* Twitter
* Porn

Half my mobile data is burned away by NPM sinkholes. Fuck this place.

Caption was. How to get to your team to hate you

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Day 2 of having to use linux at work and I almost nuked the /etc folder.

what a good start

Machine learning get ready to be uploaded

Is P=NP?

Credit: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/p

The guy after me.

You start new job and take over huge codebase without tests and documentation.

It turns out programming language is custom language made by previous developer who was the only one maintaining project.

There is no source version control.

Language runs in vm developed in Fortran.

No one cared to this day cause everything was working.

Project is critical for multi billion dollar corporation that sells medical equipment that keep people alive.

You can’t test your code on real devices only on virtual ones that were made using same custom language but you can’t find source code for it.

Previous developer accidentally died before you were hired.

You signed contract with penalties that will ruin your life.

Your first task is to add “small” feature.

Good luck !

Looking at the database credentials for an application I’m working on.

Dev/QA password: yU$@1zmH91?
Prod password: app123

😂😂😂😂😂

Here we go again!

-Let's start making the game!
-Yaay
-We should focus on performance optimization!
-But we don't have anything to optimize yet..
-Performance optimization!!!

1 month later

-OK you were right, we can't focus on performance now. We need to start making this game!
-Finally!
-So we're in pre-production now, let's do some R&D!
-Awesome, I wanted to start designing our workflow for adding new content, and maybe also loca..
-NO! That's unimportant! We must do R&D!
-OK what should we Arr-and-Dee?
-Performance optimization!!!

Anything WordPress

Sending this to the guy I like 😅

Ohhhh 😂