WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

No, thank you.😆

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

10/10 marketing, tbh

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"This is not an application: it's a bug pretending to be an application." (This comment was left as an app review on Google Play Store)

"I can write a script to do your job"

Going to try this...LOL 😂😂

It works 😄😄

Great timing

How programmers comment their code

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Such a relief

:/

Even debugger can't beat this.

This keyboard designed specially for windows users

True that~~

FRINALLY

Can't sleep

True story? Idk, just made me laugh

When someone asks me to fix a production bug on Friday.

Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

What the ...😂

Too true hahaha

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

WordPress has really cool features!
You can uninstall it, for example.

I had to add a "I'm not a robot" checkbox to protect an email address written in a page reachable only from our intranet. Boss asked, I executed.

When your boss tells you "stop yawning!"

Ok. What. ..?