Manager: We need to setup the security in the Mexico server

Dev: You mean that 3rd party firewall add on?

Manager: Yes

Dev: And set up the billing on the Mexico account?

Manager: Yes

Dev: lol, sure thing I’ll create the ticket

Manager: What’s so funny?

Dev: Nothing

Ticket: Build wall and get Mexico to pay for it.

I HATE JS!

The new Matrix is trash 🎵🎵🎵

I'm not sure how I feel about that

can you do it ?

Here, take your daily dose of javasript

Put it in the backlog

True story bro :(

Learned bash scripting age 17 for the sole purpose of automatically downloading porn using wget.

Did so much work today that my ring finger on my right hand is actually sore from pressing the enter key.

Too bad all that code belongs to my job and not me.

I never did.

I am sorry

I just installed Microsoft Edge on Linux

I am so sorry

Achievement unlocked
Killed production database for 40 minutes

Today is a very magical day. Everything is broken and nobody knows why.

JavaScript 🤣

Ask them questions instead of giving answers.

Poorly designed databases be like

VARCHAR VARCHAR VARCHAR VARCHAR VARCHAR

Lol :D

The biggest mystery - SOLVED!

Android studio in my case. lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Adding features to a legacy codebase

If this shit doesn't hurt

When you tell the juniors to comment on everything...

Few weeks ago one guy has posted here something like: "Just started work at PornHub".

And now I see this:
(coincidence?..)

2010: PHP, CSS, Vanilla JS, and a LAMP Server.

Ah, the simple life.

2016: Node.js, React, Vue, Angular, AngularJS, Polymer, Sass, Less, Gulp, Bower, Grunt.

I can't handle this, I'm shifting domains to Machine Learning.

2017: Numpy, Scipy, TensorFlow, Theano, Keras, Torch, CNNs, RNNs, GANs and LOTS AND LOTS OF MATH!

Okay, okay. Calm down there fella.
JavaScript doesn't seem that complicated now, does it? 🙈

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

seriously man, how do u do that

Docs!

HR failing to understand that JS and Java have nothing in common, and the miserable bastard who chose the name for JS, put together a pretty nasty criminal organization tbh.